Stelling Quotes

#1. The body often contains emotional truths that words can too easily gloss over.

Esther Perel

#2. Friends should be weighed, not told; who boasts to have won a multitude of friends has never had one.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#3. That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

Jeff Stelling

#4. Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.

Jeff Stelling

#5. I think dying is the ultimate high.

Anthony Kiedis

#6. I haven't got the energy to write now.

Doris Lessing

#7. Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!

Jeff Stelling

#8. You've always been your own knight, riding to your rescue. I'm just the man who came along and saw how brightly your armor shone.

Courtney Milan

#9. A smile is the solution to every problem. Even if you don't feel the happiness behind it, a smile will tell life to fuck off because you've got this.

Kathy Coopmans

#10. There are rich counsels in the trees.

Herbert P. Horne

#11. [It] is not that television is entertaining but that it has made entertainment itself the natural format for the representation of all experience. [ ... ] The problem is not that television presents us with entertaining subject matter but that all subject matter is presented as entertaining. (87)

Neil Postman

#12. I love everything that Frank Gehry does. I wish I could have that man build me a Wayne Manor-style mansion, like his idea of it.

Pharrell Williams

#13. There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!

Jeff Stelling

#14. Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a
wobbler

Jeff Stelling

#15. Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.

Jeff Stelling

#16. Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

Jeff Stelling

#17. When lost in a forest go always down hill. When lost in a philosophy or doctrine go upward.

Ambrose Bierce

#18. Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an
Egyptian

Jeff Stelling