Top 18 Stelling Quotes
#2. Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an
Egyptian
Jeff Stelling
#3. When lost in a forest go always down hill. When lost in a philosophy or doctrine go upward.
Ambrose Bierce
#4. Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.
Jeff Stelling
#5. Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.
Jeff Stelling
#6. Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a
wobbler
Jeff Stelling
#7. There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!
Jeff Stelling
#8. I love everything that Frank Gehry does. I wish I could have that man build me a Wayne Manor-style mansion, like his idea of it.
Pharrell Williams
#9. [It] is not that television is entertaining but that it has made entertainment itself the natural format for the representation of all experience. [ ... ] The problem is not that television presents us with entertaining subject matter but that all subject matter is presented as entertaining. (87)
Neil Postman
#10. The body often contains emotional truths that words can too easily gloss over.
Esther Perel
#11. A smile is the solution to every problem. Even if you don't feel the happiness behind it, a smile will tell life to fuck off because you've got this.
Kathy Coopmans
#12. You've always been your own knight, riding to your rescue. I'm just the man who came along and saw how brightly your armor shone.
Courtney Milan
#13. Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!
Jeff Stelling
#16. Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.
Jeff Stelling
#17. That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.
Jeff Stelling
#18. Friends should be weighed, not told; who boasts to have won a multitude of friends has never had one.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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