State Trooper Sayings

#1. When a state trooper passes me on the highway, I grit my teeth, check my speed, and hope nobody put a dead guy in the trunk while I was in Wal-Mart last night at two a.m.

Diana Joseph

#2. Here's something that might not occur to you: If a state trooper sees a weird, patchwork Toyota Echo
hurtling down 1-95, and it looks like half of a small country is immigrating to the States in this one little car,
you might get stopped.

James Patterson

#3. If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. We are 6.6 billion people now. We can only feed 4 billion. I don't see 2 billion volunteers to disappear.

Norman Borlaug

#5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

#6. Being able and willing to complain is what makes us rational and moral animals, capable of seeing and articulating the difference between how things are and how they should be.

Julian Baggini

#7. It takes 4 weeks for you to notice your body changing, 8 weeks for your friends to notice, & 12 weeks for the rest of the world to notice. Give it 12 weeks. Don't quit.

Jillian Michaels

#8. Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything ...

Terry Pratchett

#9. We best learn patience by practicing it.

Jim Elliot

#10. The worst of revolutions is a restoration.

Charles James Fox

#11. One of the best things about folklore and fairy tales is that the best fantasy is what you find right around the corner, in this world. That's where the old stuff came from.

Terri Windling

#12. I'd like to get back into journalism. I'm hoping someone will offer me a job as a commentator or one of those political analysts that you see on the news shows all the time.

Jeff Gannon

#13. All other societies die finally and with dignity. We die daily. We are always being born again with almost indecent obstetrics.

G.K. Chesterton

#14. When you are in doubt as to which you should serve forsake the material appearance for the invisible principle for this is everything.

Alexandre Dumas

#15. yet energy flowed between them. As her surrender and response heightened his own pleasure and increased his ability to read her, he could play her better, which increased her response, and on and on, spiraling upward into the instinctive dance linking a dominant and submissive.

Cherise Sinclair