Stapled Quotes

#1. Are you kidding? That guy was a mystery wrapped in an enigma and crudely stapled to a ticking fucking time bomb. He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog.

Lev Grossman

#2. No, but it was a close call. Brought you something."
"Turtle pee?"
Cam laughed and shook his head as he reached into his backpack. "Sorry to let you down, but no." He pulled out papers stapled together. "It's a syllabus. I know. Thrilling shit right here.

J. Lynn

#3. Words are heavy...The words were stapled to her.

Markus Zusak

#4. That kind of walk is nice when it happens, but I'll take four minutes now and then over being butt-stapled to a chair all day long.

Robert Michael Pyle

#5. The paper landed on the table, but the news was stapled to his chest. A tattoo.

Markus Zusak

#6. I didn't want to be written about as a human-interest story. I didn't want to be a passing thing. You know, now we move on to the fat girl who had her stomach stapled. I didn't want to become a gimmick: the disabled model.

Aimee Mullins

#7. My feet crunched over dry hickory leaves. Wood rangers had stapled up Smokey Bear ("Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires!") signs along the state roads. One cigarette butt flicked out a passing car window and there'd be real hell to pay.

Ed Lynskey

#8. That guy was a mystery wrapped in an enigma and crudely stapled to a ticking fucking time bomb. He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog. To tell you the truth I'm kind of glad he hit you.

Lev Grossman

#9. Commercial art is traditionally delivered to a client in a brown-paper bag with an invoice stapled to the outside.

Brad Holland

#10. I've had editors over the years who couldn't find a clue if it was stapled to their butt.

Len Wein

#11. He was around the desk in two strides, reaching out for me. I knocked his hand away, grabbed the staple gun, pressed it into his crotch, and bam, bam, bam, bam ... I stapled his nuts.

Janet Evanovich

#12. You know your heart and soul are stapled to that manuscript, but what we see are the words on the paper

Teresa Nielsen Haydense

#13. I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder

Sloane Crosley

#14. Stapled to her gaze, sucked into the potency of her focus, only the trace of her blood in my mouth reassures me this is not a vision but a hallucinogenic pause from responsibility.

Poppet

#15. In old stapled problems, you can see the TB vaccine marks in the upper left corner where the staples have been removed and replaced, as the problem - even the staple holes of the problem - was copied and sent on to other departments for further action, copying, and stapling.

Nicholson Baker

#16. I wasn't born with a tie or with Mark Shields stapled to my left hip. I have another life.

David Brooks

#17. Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on.

Brandon Sanderson

#18. Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early.
-Ranger

Janet Evanovich

#19. At that time in IBM you had to wear a white shirt, dark pants and a black tie with your badge stapled to your shoulder or something," said Steve Bristow, an engineer. "At Atari the work people did counted more than how they looked.

Walter Isaacson

#20. I think that we should give visas to people - green cards, rather, to people who graduate with skills that we need. People around the world with accredited degrees in science and math get a green card stapled to their diploma, come to the U.S. of A. We should make sure our legal system works.

Mitt Romney

#21. My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.

Eminem

#22. Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.

Socrates

#23. Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.

A&E Kirk

#24. The end justifies the means. Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing to get the right result.

Sebastian Fitzek

#25. For hitter or pitcher, rookie or veteran, baseball has long been defined by failure rather than success, the old a-.300-hitter-gets-out-7-times-in-10-at-bats truism. Dealing with and managing failure is an essential - some would say the essential - part of the job description.

Barry Svrluga

#26. How in the world could you ever imagine a life of faith that does not require risk? Faith and risk are inseparable.

Erwin McManus

#27. If we learn to be responsible for our own emotions, thoughts, and needs, then we can see other people for who they are as opposed to what they can do for us.

Vironika Tugaleva

#28. Takin' out my freak tonight

Britney Spears

#29. Lord help me to see M. L. King as M. L. King in his true perspective.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#30. We have been so impressed with the Pocket Radar that it has become the only radar gun we use for coaching and scouting.

Mike Candrea

#31. I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement.

Maggie Stiefvater

#32. The fact is that you are more comfortable with myth than man.

Nikki Grimes

#33. The wilderness has found us out.
Darkness widens our pupils.

Maryfrances Wagner