Squirting Quotes

#1. [On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.

Clare Boothe Luce

#2. We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths.

John Green

#3. Once the cow's been milked there's no squirting the cream back up her udder.

George R R Martin

#4. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Andy Rooney

#5. He couldn't think of his robbed left eye without hate squirting into his veins from some deep poison gland he hadn't known he possessed.

Joseph D'Lacey

#6. From my earliest memories, my aunt was squirting out oil paint. I could just eat it. I would go from her studio and walk down to my father's house, and there he was, working in egg tempera.

Jamie Wyeth

#7. If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.

James Lileks

#8. I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

Madonna Ciccone

#9. I thought you just told me they used radio.
They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.

Terry Bisson

#10. To enjoy freedom ... we have of course to control ourselves. We must not squander our powers, helplessly and ignorantly, squirting half the house in order to water a single rose.

Virginia Woolf

#11. Is squirting myth or magic? French scientists say myth, squirting girls say magic. And I say: those who can, do, and they do so because squirting is fun.

Chloe Thurlow

#12. As soon as the train pulled into the station, the red guards would pour out of doors and windows like toothpaste squirting endlessly from a tube.

Yu Hua

#13. The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns, as it were, instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish squirting out ink.

George Orwell

#14. Squirting isn't easy, it has to be said. Then, neither is riding a unicycle. Just as some people sweat more than others, or eat more than others, some girls erupt in surging geysers of vaginal fluids with greater facility and in more generous quantities than others.

Chloe Thurlow

#15. If two or more organs of the body are not squirting fluids, the story's no good!

Christopher Vogler

#16. I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out.

Morgan Freeman

#17. The walk-in privilege, to walk into the Oval Office and have a conversation with the president, is not something that everybody gets.

Josh Earnest

#18. There are voices you can silence.

Amy Reed

#19. On the surface, there was always an impeccably realistic world, but underneath, behind the backdrop's cracked canvas, lurked something different, something mysterious or abstract.

Milan Kundera

#20. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality.

Colin Higgins

#21. I equally love both, classic rock and hip-hop. I love all music, really, and I really use classic rock a lot. I'm heavily influenced by that melodically in my music. I can't really separate the two.

Yelawolf

#22. What motivates me is to be able to do what I love to do ... fight

Anderson Silva

#23. The problem with living so long is that we get used to it. We watch the mortals age and wither and die around us, watch the world change and decay ... but no matter the hardship or the pain or the sorrow we suffer, we choose to continue living. Out of sheer habit, I think.

Derek Landy

#24. Magic: it was what happened when the mind met the world, and the mind won for a change.

Lev Grossman

#25. Language helps develp life as surely as it reflects life. It is a most important part of our human condition.

Jane Yolen

#26. Time passes cold and indifferent over us; it knows nothing of our joys or sorrows; it leads us with ice-cold hand deeper and deeper into the labyrinth.

Johann Ludwig Tieck

#27. Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

Doug Stanhope

#28. There are opportunities in every struggle. Look for these opportunities and make it great.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#29. As a child, we visited the San Juan Islands during the summer. Kayaking, big family meals, playing on the beach - great memories!

Zoe McLellan