Sputative Quotes

#1. Okay, so you're not perfect. Who is?
Sure, Susan makes sense. But my heart doesn't care about sense. My heart never says: _Why?_ Only: _Who?_

Jerry Spinelli

#2. What kid doesn't want to pretend they're James Bond?

Jamie Dornan

#3. When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

Penn Jillette

#4. No one understands me better and no one can make me laugh the way Bill does. Even after all these years, he is still the most interesting, energizing and fully alive person I have ever met.

Hillary Clinton

#5. All of us should be much more humble and contrite when we point the finger at somebody else, because four more fingers are pointing back at us.

Michael Eric Dyson

#6. I'm kind of a homebody. My husband says I like to just stay home and do nothing, but that's just how I am.

Kristi Yamaguchi

#7. Nothing strong can be built on a foundation of lies and omissions.

Isabel Allende

#8. She thoroughly felt the pitch and roll of the ship as it traveled southerly across the ocean. It was a pleasant feeling, an ancient one that every person who had ever loved the sea had felt and cherished
to be rocked to sleep, as if in a mother's arms or in a cradle.

Victoria Kahler

#9. Only six people in the entire Galaxy understood the principle on which the Galaxy was governed, and they knew that once Zaphod Beeblebrox had announced his intention to run as President it was more or less a fait accompli: he was ideal presidency fodder.*

Douglas Adams

#10. When you're a monster, you are thanked and praised for not being a monster.

Kristin Cashore

#11. The decisions we make in Washington have a direct impact on the people in our country, obviously.

George W. Bush

#12. That girl enjoyed everything that bored me and everything that I enjoyed bored her. We were the perfect mates: what kept us going was the tolerable and intolerable distance between us. We kept meeting each day - and each night - with nothing solved and no chance to solve it. Perfection.

Charles Bukowski

#13. An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

Doug Larson

#14. I suppose if I did get into a situation with a friend where we both liked the same girl, I like to think we'd sit down maturely and decide who was going to get in there, and then the other would stand aside.

Luke Pasqualino