Spouts Off Quotes

#1. Seated upon the convex mound Of one vast kidney, Jonah prays And sings his canticles and hymns, Making the hollow vault resound God's goodness and mysterious ways, Till the great fish spouts music as he swims.

Aldous Huxley

#2. There is no judgment upon you; there is no memory of the past; there is only the understanding of this moment.

Joel Goldsmith

#3. Outside, the rain was still falling steadily; he could hear it pattering on the glass skylight at the far end of the room and cascading into the water-spouts. Inside, no one stirred; all were dozing like himself over their liqueur glasses, pleasantly conscious that they were in the dry.

Joris-Karl Huysmans

#4. We do not serve a distant and detached God who spouts encouraging cliches safely from the sideline. Instead, he enters into our suffering. Jesus did it in the Incarnation and his Spirit does it in us now. God will never leave us alone in our suffering.

Rick Warren

#5. Paying your employees well is not only the right thing to do but it makes for good business.

James Sinegal

#6. Love yourself' the social horde spouts from on high, mere moments later they frown at a bypassing narcissist.

Kevin Focke

#7. Act like a whore, Jessica, and you'll keep getting treated like one, he spouts. How

Kathryn Perez

#8. It is amazing that when someone else spouts the nonsense you yourself believe you can readily perceive it as nonsense

Philip K. Dick

#9. I have never been normal and I think we both know that.

Jenny Lawson

#10. Just get him started on what he thinks is best for souls. He's all about making everyone feel right at home. Oh gods! He reads these stupid psychology books and just spouts off random psycho-babble. It's awful! - Cassandra

Kaitlin Bevis

#11. Then I enter the crawlspace deep inside me and shut the hatch. Because I'm not coming back out. Ever.

Jandy Nelson

#12. In the world of pop stardom, what is mistaken for rebellion? A mediocre artist who spouts political beliefs that most freshmen in high school could have come up with after huffing Glade.

Greg Gutfeld

#13. The prevailing conception is that education must be such as will enable one to acquire enough wealth to live on the plane of the bourgeoisie. That kind of education does not develop the aristocratic virtues. It neither encourages reflection nor inspires reverence for the good.

Richard M. Weaver

#14. One little known fact: The water that spouts out of a whale's blowhole in such a picturesque way reeks like the most toxic fart imaginable.

Susan Casey

#15. Her face was one of a kind, a surprising variation that made observers think, Yes
that would be another very nice way for people to look.

Kurt Vonnegut

#16. A loyal liberal can get away with anything with other liberals, as long as that loyal liberal is liberal and attacks conservatives left and right, spouts the right words, they get away with anything.

Rush Limbaugh

#17. Any celebrity that goes on Twitter and spouts off, as if we should care what they say, is opening himself or herself up to ridicule by anyone else.

Joshua Malina

#18. A man's real and deep feelings are surely those which he acts upon when challenged, not those which, mellow-eyed and soft-voiced, he spouts in easy times.

Sarah-Patton Boyle

#19. Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message.

Umberto Eco