Spoiler Alert Quotes

#1. My own inclination is to skew towards humor. They say that some people view life as a comedy, others as a tragedy. Me? Comedy all the way.

Lauren Willig

#2. The L Word reaffirmed that good storytelling has a way of creating community. Fans everywhere have been connecting with each other online, in public and at home-viewing parties.

Jennifer Beals

#3. No, it's not [a book] Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.

Sterling Archer

#4. I lived in London for small amounts of time, and in Florida and New York.

Alex Prager

#5. Spoiler alert: Love is worth everything. Everything.

Nicola Yoon

#6. Attention, success, and comparison hold my soul hostage and refuse to negotiate until they get what they want. Spoiler alert: They want everything. And they are never satisfied. They will never let you go.

Emily P. Freeman

#7. Politics moves upward into ethics, and ethics ascends to theology.

Russell Kirk

#8. Spoiler alert: Boys are savages.

Nicola Yoon

#9. If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.

Ilona Andrews

#10. SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE FALLS IN LOVE & DIES!

Amy King

#11. She swallows and looks down at her hands clenched in her lap. "I don't like this story." "Should I jump to the ending? Spoiler alert: the hero saves her." Tabby looks over at me, her eyes shining like gems in the dark. "A real hero would teach the princess how to save herself.

J.T. Geissinger

#12. You can't raise happy kids in a happy family if you aren't happy and don't know who you are. You can't pin your life on someone else's happiness.

Jean Oram

#13. It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.

Samuel Adams

#14. In terms of a character, I would love to play a fairy. I think that would be really fun.

Fiona Gubelmann

#15. Perfect." He hugged me. "Spoiler alert!" "What is it?" I asked warily. "Everything's going to be fine, Libby," he said, hugging me again. "I just know it.

Camille Pagan

#16. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Matt Groening

#17. By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself.

Menander

#18. The first hope of a painter who feels hopeful about painting is the hope that the painting will move, that it will live outside its frame.

Gertrude Stein

#19. Oh come on. He's not gonna survive 17 bullet wounds, is he? (Spoiler Alert: He does.)

John Green

#20. When I look up at him, the gloating smile falls off my lips faster than Ned Stark's head hit the ground - sorry, spoiler alert - because there's a look on his face I can't quite describe.

Julie Johnson

#21. I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective.

Penny Reid

#22. *Spoiler alert: Bambi's mom doesn't make it.

Jenny Lawson

#23. Every athlete, I think, would like to play forever. They never want to acknowledge that they've lost a step or they can't quite do what they did before.

Bob McNair

#24. I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace.

Helen Keller

#25. I'd spent most of the time Googling things "for research purposes". Spoiler alert: When you're a writer, ANYTHING can be called "research.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#26. And, when night
Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons
Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.

John Milton