Top 16 Spike Milligan Funny Sayings

#1. Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Spike Milligan

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#2. In the English language, it all comes down to this: Twenty-six letters, when combined correctly, can create magic. Twenty -six letters form the foundation of a free, informed society.

John Grogan

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#3. Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

Craig Ferguson

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#4. I always tell people this: to be a savvy politician or a good head of state and to be charitable are not mutually exclusive things.

Natalie Dormer

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#5. I took 'Grease' to play my trump card, my voice, and get attention that would lead to auditions for serious work like 'Angels in America.' But I backed myself into a corner with 'Grease,' and it took me 17 years to get out.

Billy Porter

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#6. Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Suzanne Collins

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#7. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Spike Milligan

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#8. Every person gets negative things, they learn from those negative things, and you become a positive person.

Kapil Dev

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#9. I could not comprehend the justice of that law, or that religion, which upholds or recognizes the principle of slavery;

Solomon Northup

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#10. The life is cruel death to me without you.

Veronica Franco

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#11. When a man practices biblical openness with other men, he moves from secrecy to candor, from isolation to connection, and from pretense to authenticity.

Stephen Arterburn

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#12. The fundamentals of what I'll do to prepare for a role don't really change. They evolve as you work with more actors and you pick up more tricks.

Kristen Hager

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#13. Isn't that what love means, to fill ordinary, commonplace, conventional things with magic and significance, not to need the moon and white scent-heavy flowers at night?

Elizabeth Bibesco

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#14. Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.

Spike Milligan

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#15. I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Spike Milligan

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#16. One aspect of perfection, after all, it stands to reason, will be that our need for imperfection will cease. Or, perhaps more precisely: that imperfection itself will cease to have meaning.

Ron Currie Jr.

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