Sperm Donor Quotes

#1. Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.

Devon McCormack

#2. Until it only gets weirder when Gus walks in the room and says, The sperm donor returns. How goes it, maestro? How was the journey from bean town?

Kim Holden

#3. I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor.
-from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend.

J.L. Langley

#4. That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)

Jennifer Crusie

#5. You're just the sperm donor, Norm," he says, heading for the door. "That's all you were ever good for. Fucking sperm.

Jonathan Tropper

#6. I don't want to limit myself as a writer. Tastes change, and I want to keep my eye on the future.

Jen Lancaster

#7. Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett

Rowena Cherry

#8. It is interesting how - depending on the person in power - our LGBT issues are either right at the top of the list - or right at the very bottom. And almost always for exactly the wrong reasons.

Christina Engela

#9. Bangladesh is not India, Pakistan, South Africa or Australia.

Sourav Ganguly

#10. People think that food cheers you up, that a doughnut cures all ills, but this only works for trivial complaints. When real disaster strikes, food chokes you.

Helena Dela

#11. The way I measure my life is 'Am I better than I was last year?'

Satya Nadella

#12. Tim Price is truly blessed - he plays music because he loves it.

Charles Lloyd

#13. If you are wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.

Dale Carnegie

#14. Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.

Rowena Cherry

#15. Don't be misled by those who claim God doesn't exist, because He does.

Billy Graham

#16. In the faces of men and women, I see God.

Walt Whitman

#17. a story will tell itself, when it's ready

Jodi Picoult

#18. Hey, I'm a computer geek, not a hero.

~Jack Farley

Vicki Lewis Thompson

#19. And you know that anyone who at least once in his life has caught a perch or seen blackbirds migrating in the fall, when they rush in flocks over the village on clear, cool days, is no longer a townsman, and will be drawn towards freedom till his dying day.

Anton Chekhov

#20. and software tended to be, as if part of an integrated

Walter Isaacson