Spastic Colon Quotes

#1. Far too much reorganization goes on all the time. Organizitis is like a spastic colon.

Peter Drucker

#2. Forgive yourself for being a human creature, Ramezay. That is the beginning of wisdom; that is part of what is meant by the fear of God; and for you it is the only way to save your sanity. Begin now, or you will end up with your saint in the madhouse.

Robertson Davies

#3. I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.

James M. Barrie

#4. I pay attention to my diet to be a healthier gymnast, but I'm not obsessive over it.

Shawn Johnson

#5. Life is so great. Life is so fun. Life is so great in my head because I see the love. I see what life could be. As long as I can fulfill it and fulfill my days, it will be fruitful and come about.

Lil B

#6. Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.

Billy Bob Thornton

#7. I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One day the Iron Crab will get me. Then I shall have died of living too much.

Ian Fleming

#8. If any one be in rapture with his own knowledge, looking only on those below him, let him but turn his eye upward towards past ages, and his pride will be abated, when he shall there find so many thousand wits that trample him under foot.

Michel De Montaigne

#9. 'Heartbreak Heard Around the World' is about me and my girl, and I'm just going through a broken-heart stage in a relationship, and I'm just kind of expressing my love for her.

Jacob Latimore

#10. I've been lucky from my earliest memory on. I happened to be born to the right parents, and the lives we led - working class, migratory - suited my personality. I had an adventurous mindset, and we lived on an Army base, then in South Dakota - it was a dynamic environment.

Tom Brokaw

#11. Like a good academic, I thought books were for answers.

Helen Macdonald

#12. Most actors love to get to the point where they're not auditioning.

Rockmond Dunbar

#13. You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

Rick Riordan

#14. Bible study without Bible experience is pointless.

Bill Johnson