Spastic Quotes

#1. Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

Frankie Boyle

#2. Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic diagonals, trying to scrape away the silver powder from the window so you could look inside.

Dave Barry

#3. My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory ... He's a spastic.

Frankie Boyle

#4. I always tend to remember the funny moments. When I lost my shoe (even though it was funny) there was something motivating about it, I just ended in this spastic emotional way. I tend to remember the more extreme moments.

Laura Bell Bundy

#5. I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and ... STUFF.

Bret Easton Ellis

#6. John Kennedy had so many different medical problems that began when he was a boy. He started out with intestinal problems ... spastic colitis.

Robert Dallek

#7. We covered this around Year Three, Bill: that you're the Master of Space and Time and I'm a spastic Pomeranian.

Tracy Letts

#8. Sometimes, I feel my breath coming in shorter, quicker, spastic bursts, feel my heart threaten to thunder through my ribs, feel sweat beading on my brow ... and I know it's time to bust out those "chocolate frogs" from Harry Potter.

Shannon Celebi

#9. There is that small chance I'll get what I want; to be someone to relate to for anyone who is as alienated, awkward, spastic and passionate as me.

Max Bemis

#10. I make a gesture that is intended to convey, "Hey, no hurry, talk as long as you'd like," and probably actually conveys, "Hey, look at me! I have spastic hands.

John Green

#11. I was a very spastic kid who loved to see how high he could climb a tree. That's just the way I've always been.

Stephen Colletti

#12. Her eyes narrowed, but she wasn't yelling.
I think she liked me ... kind of. The way a mother would like an annoying spastic two year old who belonged to someone else.

Robyn Peterman

#13. I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.

Scott Adams

#14. The more spastic song structure I have, the more I hate it afterwards.

Gylve Nagell

#15. They took off running like a couple of spastic marathoners.

John Green

#16. Stu stood nearby also, his camera flash spastic and incessant, like the light of a caffeinated firefly.

Tamara Ward

#17. I'm going to be late. I get home exactly sixteen minutes before my shift starts, which only gives me six minutes to get it together and get out the door. By get it together I mean calm the freak down, because I'm jittery and spastic and acting, as Mo would say, like a squirrel on crack.

Jessica Martinez

#18. Believe it or not, one teacher used to call me a giant spastic for not being able to play football.

Peter Capaldi

#19. Far too much reorganization goes on all the time. Organizitis is like a spastic colon.

Peter Drucker

#20. You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now.

Lauren Bacall

#21. People with AIDS, cancer and other illnesses need free nonmedical support services.

Marianne Williamson

#22. Hitler was no inexorable product of a German 'special path', no logical culmination of long-term trends in specifically German culture and ideology. Nor was he a mere 'accident' in the course of German history.

Ian Kershaw

#23. Ruth does love Jesus, same way she loves Lincoln, Robin Hood, Martin Luther King, and Nat. Handsome men who fight for justice.

Samantha Hunt

#24. [ ... ]no one can do an injury to you without doing an injury to themselves.

David Adams Richards

#25. The balls definitely carry a lot more. There should be some more home runs this year. Some of the guys on the team will have more home runs. On defense we'll have to cover some more ground.

Andrew Stevenson