Spanks Quotes

#1. And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Russell Lynes

#2. Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.

Don Marquis

#3. He starts spanking me again. In between the spanks, he's talking to me. "I'm not interested in making love to a perfectly trained doll, Sara. I want a real, live woman in my dungeon and in my bed.

Tara Crescent

#4. Game design is dead. Long live the architecture of play.

Miguel Sicart

#5. How many spanks have you had, Julia?" Damien asked.
"Two, Sir."
"What colour are you on?"
"Mortification," she mumbled.

Sierra Cartwright

#6. There's a hunger and a fervor that I have, but there's no person I'm going to push to the side to get where I'm going. I want to create my own road.

Drew Barrymore

#7. We have a person that wants to balance the budget by charging $1,000 to every family who spanks their child.

Sean Hannity

#8. I think every girl has that a guy she has trouble letting go of.

Rashida Jones

#9. No love is foule, nor prison fair.

George Herbert

#10. Acting humble for people's praise is one of the most dangerous forms of riyaa (showing off).

Omar Suleiman

#11. I have pulled threads from magic tapestries already woven and used them to weave my own cloth.

Jane Yolen

#12. He spanks me again, and again, and again. I lose count after ten strikes, too consumed with the aching sensation spreading across the lower half of my torso. Eventually, I hear myself gasp and moan at each strike, the sting intensifying as my flesh warms with every blow.

Felicity Brandon

#13. He would rather seem stupid any day than fatuous, and

Henry James

#14. Even if you can't afford to travel the world, you can take your children to the museum, zoo or local park. And don't be afraid to take them to grown-up spots. Eating out in a restaurant teaches children how to be quiet and polite and gives them the pleasure of knowing you trust them to behave.

Kimora Lee Simmons

#15. I feel sublime Then I lose ground Tripping on words That have no sound of love

Traci Lords

#16. If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

Jerry Lewis

#17. If you're morally clear you are not on the Left

Dennis Prager

#18. His name is Spanks for Nothing. It's destiny. We belong together. -Nora

Tiffany Reisz