Sorry For Screwing Up Quotes

#1. The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

Adam Savage

#2. I'm saying the American way is to overcome, to conquer, to come out on top. And we do it by spending and eating and screwing our women harder than anyone else. That's all I'm saying.

Neil LaBute

#3. If you are connected to your own internal being, it is very hard to be screwing and destroying and hurting another human being, because you'll be feeling what they're feeling. If you're separated, it's not a hard thing to do at all.

Eve Ensler

#4. If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool.

Anonymous

#5. Oh no. Maybe I'd gotten too cocky. I was still relatively new to this friend business. Had I screwed up even asking? Should I have waited for her to offer up details?

Gwenda Bond

#6. We've got to stop fracking the earth, fucking women, and screwing the poor.

Eleanor Bowman

#7. The business of politics, which essentially meant screwing others before they got around to screwing you.

David Baldacci

#8. Coach Graham rode you pretty hard, didn't he?" he said. I could barely muster a "yeah." That's a good thing," the assistant told me. When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, it means they've given up on you.

Randy Pausch

#9. Once you accept that perfection is just a goal, screwing up isn't so hard to handle. Each misstep is still a step, another lesson learned, another opportunity to get it right the next time.

Nick Vujicic

#10. fusing themselves into a single new genre about partying all night with gangsta bitches screwing cowboys to the nasty beat that leads to Jesus.

Tim Dorsey

#11. Enjoy things even when you're screwing up.

Keith Johnstone

#12. I know this, the Federal Reserve is private and the I.R.S. is screwing us.

Alex Jones

#13. Have faith that the universe will provide, but you have to be willing to do your part. You can't expect fate to carry the whole load. Take steps toward your goal to show your commitment. The universe needs to know you're not screwing around. -Anita

Eileen Cook

#14. If I'd thought she was uninterested, I never would have worried so much - the prospect of screwing something up is much more daunting than that of screwing nothing up. I definitely thought there was something there, and so there was something to lose, you see.

Adam Levin

#15. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

George Carlin