Top 100 Sometimes I Wish Quotes
#1. Sometimes I wish I could walk around with a HANDLE WITH CARE sign stuck to my forehead.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
#3. Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet, I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the best.
David Nicholls
#4. Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.
Marla Buchanan
#5. Sometimes I wish that I could sing or dance or paint or compose symphonies or build cathedrals to express somehow what all of this means to me. I wish I were a priest or a robin or a child or a sunset.
Robert Benson
#7. Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn't have been worth remembering.
F Scott Fitzgerald
#8. Sometimes I wish that Anna Wintour didn't know I existed.
Derek Blasberg
#9. Some day I will show all the [people] who say I was a success just because of my pretty face. Sometimes I wish I had a really bad car accident so my face would get smashed up and I'd look like Eddie Constantine.
Tyrone Power
#10. Sometimes I wish I was a cloud ... Just floating along, going wherever the breeze takes me.
Masashi Kishimoto
#11. Sometimes I wish the writing and drawing were more integrated.
Alison Bechdel
#12. I do not have time to sit down and regret anything although sometimes I wish I had been able to see more of my parents while they were alive and have done more for them.
Roger Moore
#13. Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.
John Mayer
#14. Sometimes I wish that just solving the plot problems was enough. And then elves would go and do all the actual work moving the words around.
Neil Gaiman
#15. Sometimes I wish there were do over years or fast forward days
Simone Elkeles
#16. I like subtitles. Sometimes I wish all movies had subtitles.
Gena Rowlands
#17. There's this girl in the mirror, i wonder who she is. Sometimes i think i know her and sometimes i wish i did.
Stephine J. Randall
#18. Sometimes I wish I had every different sort of board that I could just bring out for this surf when I feeling like surfing this board. I love riding old single fins and twin fins.
Mick Fanning
#19. Sometimes I wish that I could go into a time machine right now and just look at my self and say, 'Calm down. Things are gonna be fine. Things are gonna be all great. Just relax.'
Tristan Wilds
#20. Maybe sometimes, when I see some kids, you know, with their families. It's making me cry. You know, maybe when I ask them, sometimes, like, 'How does it feel to have a dad?' And, you know, they tell me this great answers, and sometimes I wish my dad was here.
Charice Pempengco
#21. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, and be the one who ended up in that accident, completely dead ... but you know what? It wouldn't change anything. All I can do now that they're dead is to go through the actions of living without really living, and hope it improves someday.
Rebecca McNutt
#22. Sometimes I wish I was just a girl in an indie band. I could dance around on stage and it wouldn't be so much about me.
Lily Allen
#23. Sometimes I wish I could get fired.
Matt Stone
#24. You don't really hate me ... do you?" he asked.
"Sometimes I wish that I did. It would make everything a whole hell of a lot easier."
"So what pisses you off more? What I did to make you wanna hate me? Or knowing that you can't?
Jamie McGuire
#25. I should practice what I preach. It's a lot easier to show and teach people how to love themselves than it is to do it yourself. I still struggle with it sometimes. I wish sometimes I could always feel that I'm good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it, people like me!
Pandora Boxx
#26. Sometimes I wish eastern Congo could suffer an earthquake or a tsunami, so that it might finally get the attention it needs. The barbaric civil war being waged here is the most lethal conflict since World War II and has claimed at least 30 times as many lives as the Haiti earthquake.
Nicholas D. Kristof
#27. Sometimes, I wish you were on a diet. Not because you need it, but because I want to eat your food.
Asura
#28. It won't matter if nobody ever thinks I'm pretty (although sometimes I wish, just for a second, that somebody would)
Lauren Oliver
#29. Sometimes I wish I could have religion their way. You know, no responsibilities in life but to cut down people who don't think the way you do.
Chris Crutcher
#30. There are times I wish things hadn't changed between us. Sometimes I wish I didn't know ... " - Harper. "Know what? That's we're perfect for each other?" - Brandon
Melissa Cutler
#31. Sometimes I wish I had some Captain America super-strength to get through tired days. Or some of Stark's patented 24-hour energy shots. (But those things will kill you.) Not sure why he needs them. The guy's got a generator stuck in his chest. Don't even get me started on Thor-
Nathan Edmondson
#32. Sometimes I wish I could step outside of myself for a while. I want to leave this worn body behind, but my chains are too many, my weights too heavy.
Tahereh Mafi
#33. Sometimes I wish I lived more in the day, but I'm happier thinking about tomorrow or the day after. The way I see it, there's always a new or next thing.
Les Wexner
#34. Sometimes I wish that applause would come just a bit later, when it is so beautifully hushed that I feel like holding my breath in the silence of the end.
Emanuel Ax
#35. You know, sometimes I wish they would do this for us when we come home alive.
Jim Sheeler
#36. Sometimes I wish I knew how to go crazy. I forget how.
Philip K. Dick
#37. Sometimes I wish I could feel more pain
so I could touch that much more beauty.
Edward Fahey
#38. Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking, when I hear the silly things that you say.
Elvis Costello
#39. Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person who has one-night stands, and instead of feeling guilty about it feels empowered by it. But I'm not.
Caprice Crane
#40. Most people have friends, but no money. I have the opposite. I don't have a chance to talk to my real friends, the ones I've had since I was 5 years old. Sometimes I wish I could bring Czechoslovakia to America. Then I would be the happiest guy in the world.
Jaromir Jagr
#41. I used to play trumpet when I was a kid, and then I got braces, and I couldn't really play it anymore, so sometimes I wish I could still play that; I think it's a great instrument, so maybe one of these days I'll pick it back up.
Eric Hutchinson
#42. Sometimes I wish I could sneak a peek into that mind of yours and see what you're thinking. Especially when you smile at me like that. ~ Oliver Sand
Chris Kuhn
#43. Sometimes I wish that this quest had not come to me. Justice is an impossible beast to track. The trail is lonely, and she offers no reward when she's caught but the promise of another hunt.
Courtney Milan
#44. Sometimes I wish I didn't have somebody in my family who's in the business.
Scott Caan
#45. Sometimes I wish life was written pencil so we could erase it and write it all over again.
Thisuri Wanniarachchi
#46. All this girl-on-girl hate is exhausting. Sometimes I wish we could dose on testosterone, punch each other in the face, and get it over with already.
Megan McCafferty
#47. Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.
John Mayer
#48. Sometimes I wish Darth Vader had been my father. I'd have been better off. I wouldn't have a right hand, but I definitely wouldn't have the burden of being black and constantly having to decide when and if I gave a shit about it. Plus, I'm left-handed.
Paul Beatty
#49. Sometimes I wish I was more comfortable just saying what I thought and getting my point across.
Maisie Williams
#50. Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.
Larry Wall
#51. Sometimes I wish I could just press a button and be through school and starting my real life,' I told him.
'This is your real life, Al,' he said, 'Don't start living in the future. That's like gulping down a piece of fudge cake and then asking yourself, 'Where'd it go?' You're missing the moment.
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
#52. Sometimes I wish I could just wear the same thing every day. Cartoons do it. It'd make things a lot easier
David Archuleta
#53. I'm so many people. They shock me sometimes. I wish I was just me! I used to think I was going crazy, until I discovered that some people I admired were like that to.
Marilyn Monroe
#54. Sometimes I wish I was a beautiful machine so I could resist your kiss and not cry when you're mean.
Lana Del Rey
#55. What a world, eh? Sometimes I wish I could just live somewhere on Radio 4.
Ben Elton
#56. Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian, it would make life so much easier. I hear they're more than ninety-percent faithful. What a concept!
Nanci Rathbun
#57. Sometimes I wish we'd met when we were twenty-seven. Twenty-seven sounds like a good age to meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with. At twenty-seven, you are still young, but hopefully you are well on your way to being the you you want to be. But
Jenny Han
#59. I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.
Amy Sedaris
#60. Sometimes I wish I had never saved your neck from decapitation in Faroe. Then I could just descend into lewdness in peace.
Natalia Marx
#61. Sometimes I wish I had taken the Bob Dylan route and sang songs where my voice would not go out on me every night, so I could have a career if I wanted.
Kurt Cobain
#62. Sometimes I wish the public were equally aware of the men of our race in the cultural fields. You, for instance, have you ever bought a book by a Negro writer?
Langston Hughes
#63. Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
Steven Wright
#64. Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.
Melissa McCarthy
#65. Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.
John Waters
#66. Why is it that you don't love me?"
"Sometimes I wish I knew ... "
"Don't anybody tell him!!
Charles M. Schulz
#67. Sometimes I wish we could rub out all of our mistakes and start fresh, from the beginning,' I said. 'And sometimes I think there isn't anything to us but our mistakes.
Paula McLain
#68. Sometimes I wish someone would invent a pill so David'd wake up one morning without autism, like someone waking from a long coma, and he'd say, Jeez, Catherine, where have I been?
Cynthia Lord
#69. Sometimes I wish I never had to sleep. Sometimes I think that if I stay very, very still, if I never move at all, things will change. I think if I freeze myself I can freeze the pain. Sometimes I won't move for hours. I will not move an inch. If time stands still nothing can go wrong.
Tahereh Mafi
#70. Sometimes I wish I could drive a car, but I'm gonna drive a car one day, so I don't worry about that.
Stevie Wonder
#71. Sometimes I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy your company.
Ilsa Madden-Mills
#73. Even so, sometimes I wish I did have a little bit more flair in my language.
Alex Berenson
#74. Kim's gripe with humans was nothing new. She, like the rest of the Guardians, put her life on the line every time she faced demons and was entitles to her own opinion. Sometimes I wish she would tall in love with a human. That would shut her up.
P.C. Cast
#75. Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse.
Jimmy Fallon
#76. Sometimes I wish we could open ourselves up to each other as much as we do to the sky. To the smallness and the enomity.
David Levithan
#77. Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.
Peter Ustinov
#78. Sometimes I wish God would give me a Holy Ghost machine gun. I'd blow your head off!
Benny Hinn
#80. Sometimes I wish I had a rewind button for my mouth.
Belle Aurora
#81. I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.
Sophie Kinsella
#82. Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
Bob Saget
#83. Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Life's so much easier for them.
Cath Crowley
#84. I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!
Lee Ryan
#85. Sometimes I wish I could act like everyone else, but I can't change who I am. I've tried. But I never wear the right clothes or say the right thing, and something always goes wrong.
Kami Garcia
#86. Sometimes I wish I wasn't as conscious as I am. It would be so much easier.
River Phoenix
#87. Sometimes, I wish we were all amateurs again. I'd play for nothing. Ab-so-lute-ly free. But that's not the system.
Dan Marino
#88. Sometimes I wish I could just go back to Florida and, like, date my home-town boyfriend. It's really frustrating whenever I can't go and do something because I know it's going to be on the internet.
Ashley Greene
#89. I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock
#90. Sometimes I wish I were someone else. Times like those I borrow somebody else's nametag. I make love like Todd. At least Today I do.
Jarod Kintz
#91. I think it's ugly, but I don't know anything about modern art. Sometimes I wish Newt would take some lessons, so he could know for sure if he was doing something or not.
Kurt Vonnegut
#92. Sometimes I wish I was poetic and subtle. I write very bold and blunt and tell it like it is.
Pink
#93. Sometimes I wish I were a character in a book and there was a writer out there giving me things to say.
James Howe
#94. Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
L. H. Cosway
#95. You're so scared of things sometimes, and for no reason," Sloane said, her voice quieter. "And sometimes, I wish ... " She didn't finish the sentence, just let it hang in the car between us.
I wished it too - whatever it was that in that moment Sloane wanted me to be, that I was falling short of.
Morgan Matson
#96. Sometimes I wish I never found the Internet. Sometimes I regret getting a laptop and Wi-Fi for logging into the Internet because it is such a distraction. If you have any addictive personality, the Internet will magnify it.
Lupe Fiasco
#97. Sometimes I wish I could have been a bit more relaxed, but then I wouldn't have been the same player.
Steffi Graf
#98. Sometimes I wish I could photosynthesize so that just by being, just by shimmering at the meadow's edge or floating lazily on a pond, I could be doing the work of the world while standing silent in the sun.
Robin Wall Kimmerer
#99. Sometimes I wish for falling
Wish for the release
Wish for falling through the air
To give me some relief
Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace
It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief
Florence Welch
#100. I wish," Jared began, and stopped, breathing in. "Do you remember how you used to believe I wasn't real? Sometimes I wish that was true. If I was just a thought in the back of your mind, then I'd be with you, and I'd be better.
Sarah Rees Brennan
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