Software Programmer Quotes

#1. By trade, I am a software programmer, so I never really had any experience with movies before. I started out with 'Paranormal Activity.'

Oren Peli

#2. It occurred to Jeff that he had entered the vague phase of his life. He had a vague idea of things, a vague sense of what was happening in the world, a vague sense of having meant someone before. It was like being vaguely drunk all the time.

Geoff Dyer

#3. The money you need is down here, not up in Heaven. He doesn't have any currencies up there. He's not going to rain any money down from Heaven because if He did, it would be counterfeit, and He's not a counterfeiter.

Paul Silway

#4. On nights such as this, evil deeds are done. And good deeds, of course. But mostly evil, on the whole. On nights such as this, witches are abroad. Well, not actually abroad. They don't like the food and you can't trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Each time i face a catastrophe i draw a new scar to it , and only when it fades i know that the pain ended

Me

#6. A lot of the time when people get married in the infatuation, it will go down. That is inevitable. The infatuation stage will not last forever.

Tamera Mowry

#7. It's better to wait for a productive programmer to become available than it is to wait for the first available programmer to become productive.

Steve McConnell

#8. The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is the lawgiver. No playwright, no stage director, no emperor, however powerful, has ever exercised such absolute authority to arrange a stage or field of battle and to command such unswervingly dutiful actors or troops.

Joseph Weizenbaum

#9. What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time?

James Alan Gardner

#10. We have the best driver in the world in drifting and best guy in rally racing and stuff like that. So obviously there's a lot of stuff that I didn't do, but there's a lot of really incredible things that I don't think we've ever seen an actor do.

Sean William Scott

#11. If you, or any public-spirited programmer, wanted to figure out what the software on your machine is really doing, tough luck. It's illegal to reverse engineer the source code of commercial software to find out how it works.

Clive Thompson