Top 11 Funny Programmer Quotes
#1. A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Doug Linder
#2. I put a lot of faith in dreams. I know that big movie roles and opportunities are going to happen.
Krista Allen
#3. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!
Dr. Seuss
#4. It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer.
Kevin Systrom
#5. I never considered myself a songwriter, but now since I've been working with Nick Lowe, I am contributing to an extent. But I'm the guitarist and he's not, so we compliment each other in a way.
Dave Edmunds
#6. If you try to create a type, you may end with nothing. If you do a good job of creating an individual, you may succeed at creating a type.
F Scott Fitzgerald
#7. We could talk, act, and dress funny. We were excused for socially inappropriate behavior: 'Oh, he's a programmer'. It was all because we knew this technology stuff that other people found completely mystifying.
Kent Beck
#8. I am so thankful to MOTHER for making my ordinary life extraordinary. MOTHER - Multiplied Opportunities Through Her Endless Reinvention.
Olarewaju Oladipo
#10. I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents ... my dad told me "You're good; you should be a computer programmer." I said, "You're bad ... you should be a caveman."
Mike Birbiglia
#11. I have often said that loneliness is the predominant attitude in our culture. A person can be lonely in the midst of a party; he can be lonely in a crowd. Loneliness may be experienced by the rich and famous or the poor and unknown.
Billy Graham
