Snapple Quotes

#1. Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady?

Augusten Burroughs

#2. Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.

David Letterman

#3. One of the candidates at the early GOP debate, George Pataki, said his routine before every debate is to drink a diet lemon Snapple iced tea and pray. Which is also the advice Chris Christie gets from his doctor.

Jimmy Fallon

#4. Here's how I'll tell you what I think - if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.

Jason Jack Miller

#5. And now it was official: I loved REI more than I loved the people behind Snapple lemonade.

Cheryl Strayed

#6. I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?'

Mike Birbiglia

#7. I try to drink a bottle of water a day, and I love Kiwi Strawberry Snapple.

Kendall Jenner

#8. So if the ties that bind ever do come loose
Tie them in a knot like a hangman's noose
Cause I'll go to heaven or I'll go to hell
Before I'll see you with someone else.

The Band Perry

#9. We made some mistakes. We had some managers we didn't like and had to get rid of, and that cost some money. Stuff like that. But overall, we did really well.

Robby Krieger

#10. Real liberation for men means that they can explore and integrate their feminine aspects of consciousness.

Marianne Williamson

#11. To hate others is ugly.
To hate yourself is uglier.

Hlovate

#12. We want to offer job training and mentoring and build the site with more robust, reliable and flexible technology.

Craig Newmark

#13. You can free things from alien or accidental laws, but not from the laws of their own nature. You may, if you like, free a tiger from his bars; but do not free him from his stripes.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#14. Never mind. Never mind. In this brief life, one cannot always be counting the cost.

Christopher Isherwood

#15. To be an honest writer, you have to be away from home, and totally alone in life.

Miguel Syjuco

#16. Faith can make no appeal to reason or the fitness of things; its appeal is to the Word of God, and whatever is therein revealed, faith accepts as true.

Edward McKendree Bounds