Smidge Troll Quotes

#1. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. Could Congress really do its work if it held its sessions by teleconferencing? Could the Supreme Court? Nothing can replace the spark of intelligence that travels from person to person at meetings.

Ben Stein

#3. A form comes out of a combination of force and matter.

Swami Vivekananda

#4. Every being ought to do that which is according to its constitution; and all other things have been constituted for the sake of the superior, but the rational for the sake of one another.

Marcus Aurelius

#5. My mother left me when I was 2 years old which is devestating to a child ...

Kellie Pickler

#6. My life has always been a series of challenges and I'm psychologically-prepared but this is the biggest challenge of my life.

Ronaldo

#7. Youth is not an excuse for insanity.

Chris Colfer

#8. I am nothing, she thought. Nothing but myself.

Rhiannon Thomas

#9. No, please Satan! I don't want to be sex meat!" Kirk screamed.

Mandy De Sandra

#10. People are dupes, and wicked too. That is what makes it interesting to get them better.

T.H. White

#11. God is just another artist, like me.

Salvador Dali

#12. When I started getting notoriety it was cheesy to appear in a commercial.

David Duchovny