Smells Like Funny Sayings

#1. Surrounded by students who were all folded easily on their seats, all flush with knowledge, not of the subject of the classes, but of how to be in the classes

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#2. I never sleep in comfort save when I am hearing a sermon or praying to God.

Francois Rabelais

#3. Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!

Gloria Estefan

#5. I think a lot of bad things have happened in the name of the church and in the name of Christ and therefore I shy away from church.

John Lennon

#6. Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

Ray Romano

#7. I like Jay-Z, 50 Cent and Common. But I like the underground stuff like Young Jeezy, Black Rob and Shine. I also love heavy metal like Slipknot and Pantera, It's very intense stuff.

Vanilla Ice

#8. Stripe makes it easy for anyone, be it an individual or a small business or a large business, to accept credit card payments on the Internet. We want to give control to the user or the business to define what the experience looks like. We work on a website or a mobile app, or whatever between that.

Patrick Collison

#9. Considering what a hot, wed dog smells like, dog stew has a surprisingly savory odor To tell the truth, it tastes pretty good, like oxtail. To be perfectly honest, it's delicious. (Anything about this to my golden retriever, and I'll punch your lights out.)

P. J. O'Rourke

#10. I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

Sloane Crosley

#11. In a sense, we are better prepared to praise God than the angels are, for angels have never known the joy of redemption.

David Jeremiah

#12. Chase leaned in close. "hey" What?
Are you wearing perfume? No ... why would I be wearing perfume? ... You sure you're not wearing anything? It smells like jasmine. Must be the bushes

Gemma Halliday

#13. I think my father would have liked to have been an artist, actually. But I think he didn't quite have perhaps the drive or, I don't know, I mean he had a family to bring up I suppose.

David Hockney

#14. I received a grant from The Ford Foundation to write a book for kids about urban perception, or how people experience cities, but I kept putting off writing it. Instead I started to write what became The Phantom Tollbooth.

Norton Juster

#15. My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

Demetri Martin

#16. In the quest of life, we quit living.

Pratik Shah

#17. A culture that blames the rest of the world or the rest of the galaxy for its ills is likely to stoop to anything. One

L.E. Modesitt Jr.