Slags Funny Quotes

#1. He'd never said a single thing anyone objected to. Tapioca in a suit.

Ruth Cardello

#2. British rain was rarely that simple. For days on end, instead of falling, it simply hung around in the air like a wife waiting for you to notice she was sulking.

Ruth Downie

#3. It's past time the feds scrapped the Canada Health Act.

Stephen Harper

#4. The aim of science is not to open the door to infinite wisdom, but to set a limit to infinite error.

Bertolt Brecht

#5. Keeping it all together as a modern woman means multitasking, especially when you work. I think you always need to try your best, but at the same time you can only do what you can do, and you don't need to beat yourself up about it. I'm not white-picket-fence perfect.

Heidi Klum

#6. we'd meet at Lyons Corner House," she whispered, hurrying

Kate Morton

#7. For as soon as something becomes impossible it slipslides out of belief entirely, whether it's true or not.

Neil Gaiman

#8. There are people who criticise me, and that's normal because of the way I am on the pitch. I get angry, I get tense.

Luis Suarez

#9. The building blocks of meditation are relaxation and concentration. If you cannot relax, you cannot meditate. If you cannot concentrate, you cannot meditate. No exceptions.

Gudjon Bergmann

#10. As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.

W. Somerset Maugham

#11. They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

Frankie Boyle

#12. Better be a foole then a knave.
[Better be a fool than a knave.]

George Herbert

#13. One murder made a villain, Millions a hero.

Beilby Porteus

#14. You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster.

Philip C. Stead