Skippyjon Jones Quotes

#1. My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!
Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)

Judy Schachner

#2. You're so fucking wet that you drenched my fingers through your panties. Do you know how fucking sexy that is? Do you know how hard that makes me?

Ella Frank

#3. My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)
I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)
My manners are mellow,
I'm sweet like the Jell-o,
I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)

Judy Schachner

#4. I'm neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.

Lisa Scottoline

#5. There is no snooze button on life
- Tara Daniels

Jill Shalvis

#6. I've been doing Pilates since 1974, I lift weights, I power walk every day and I run backwards. That's sometimes a little hard when you're not on your home turf, because you've got to find a place where there are no bumps in the way - or people.

Britt Ekland

#7. Oh, don't worry about it, I said, trying to sound normal even though all I really wanted to do was run inside the garage and try to lift my dad's SUV. You know, for scientific purposes.

Rachel Hawkins

#8. Ah, young love. I will miss seeing how this unfolds." -DezPierre

Jackie Castle

#9. This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

Terry Pratchett

#10. We must exude a sense of proportional gratitude that humankind's exquisite texture is composed of a feeling soul and an intelligent will, which people refer to as memory of the heart.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#11. His embrace was my drug of choice, and as any addict knew, one sampling was way too many and a thousand never enough.

Jeaniene Frost

#12. The one religion is beyond all speech.

Mahatma Gandhi

#13. The truth is a trap: you cannot get it without it getting you; you cannot get the truth by capturing it, only by its capturing you.

Soren Kierkegaard

#14. We're creating these massive urban areas in the Third World. It's like you take the entire population of California and put it in one city. Then you remove basic sanitation and medical services, and you have a ticking biological time bomb.

Richard Preston

#15. Neither my father nor grandfather could put dates to their stories. Not because they had forgotten or were confused; the past was simply the past.

V.S. Naipaul