Simard Funeral Home Quotes

#1. If there's a new idea, a new invention, or a new gas, or a new whatever you know, It should be brought at least into the open instead of carrying these same old burdens around with you.

Jimi Hendrix

#2. Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

Terry Pratchett

#3. I do write fiction, and I find it more difficult, but also more liberating. On the one hand, you can make up the story, but you have to make up the story.

Emily Susan Rapp

#4. When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.

Douglas Adams

#5. For me, thats one of the important things about cooking. What was good enough yesterday may not be good enough today.

Thomas Keller

#6. Fear of confronting emotions is like fear of reading road signs.

Sam Owen

#7. Adrian said, "You sure know how to win friends and influence people." "That's why they call me Raylene. It's Greek for 'charming.' " "You're so full of shit," he observed.

Cherie Priest

#8. She is a writer, what the fuck do you expect from her other than passion, truth and goddam soul?

Nikki Rowe

#9. Do as I say, not as I do

(This is actually a quote from one of her videos and I love it.) (I'm also laughing super hard in the context this was used in.)

Hannah Hart

#10. It wants, but does not demand. It asks, but doesn't take. It gives, and pleads for more. It is filled with desire, but also curiosity, and it teaches me that a kiss should come gift wrapped, not stripped naked

Ellen Hopkins

#11. If you want to be your own master ... always be surprised by evil; never anticipate it.

Mary McCarthy

#12. I have often thought that when I do die it will be of sheer boredom ...

Christopher Hitchens

#13. Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.

Sarah Silverman

#14. Ah, this is Princess that turned Prince traitor," he hissed, eyeing me up and down. "And now they need goblin tunnels out of city, good, good."
-Sweetfinger

Julie Kagawa