Silliest Jokes Quotes

#1. There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity

Josh Stern

#2. The hunger of the eye is not to be despised; and they are to be pitied who have starvation of the eye.

Henry Ward Beecher

#3. Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity and fear of others. Never decide to do nothing just because you can only do little. Do what you can. You would be surprised at what "little" acts have done for our world.

Steve Maraboli

#4. Pushers don't pay taxes.

Big Daddy Kane

#5. I met that lovely Detroit lady and thought my time had come But just before I said "I do" I said "I got to run" and started to Pickin em up and layin em down, Pickin em up and layin em down, Pickin em up and layin em down, gettin to the next town Baby.

Maya Angelou

#6. At first there's nothing to see, but you feel a sort of weariness that tells you something is in the air.

E.H. Gombrich

#7. My university education had been a shallow and superficial enterprise. The central driving forces of the economy I lived in were either ignored or left vague, to the point of meaningless.

Herbert Schiller

#8. A moment later, Liam's bright blue eyes opened, and he was seeing me. He just wasn't seeing Ruby.

Alexandra Bracken

#9. When had she moved so close? Her brain screamed at her to back away. She would regret this. She already regretted this.

Laura Oliva

#10. Our life must have an aim, but we must also ensure that the direction we take is a good one.

Yehudi Menuhin

#11. Her back seemed to be endowed with a sensitiveness to occular beams ...

Thomas Hardy

#12. Nothing whets the intelligence more than a passionate suspicion, nothing develops all the faculties of an immature mind more than a trail running away into the dark.

Stefan Zweig