Siegfrieds Delicatessen Quotes

#1. I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Anthony Jeselnik

#2. We must show our Christian colors if we are to be true to Jesus Christ.

C.S. Lewis

#3. As soon as they were spotted, one of the jerk's buddies pointed at me and said, "Arrest her! She's the one who killed Zak!"
Why I outta ... Wait Zak? I thought we all agreed he was Captain Asshole? Oh, no ... Guess that was just me.

Bella Shadow

#4. My heart is a ladle of sweet water brimming over.

Anita Diamant

#5. I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailleur? We are getting soft ... As for me, give me a fixed gear!

Henri Desgrange

#6. I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Jimmy Carr

#7. Stalking is an underrated startup strategy.

Linda Rottenberg

#8. We're not church planters. We are community planters and, as we work in our communities, we join local churches.

Shane Claiborne

#9. Forget fashion, dress for comfort and for ease of getting through security, so no hats, belts or unnecessary accessories.

David Harewood

#10. Dawn was coming. The Waystone Inn lay in silence, and it was a silence of three parts.

Patrick Rothfuss

#11. BlackBerry required tethering for some routine operations, and for many, the only way to integrate corporate mail was to keep a PC running all the time.

Steven Sinofsky