Shower Curtains Quotes

#1. I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

MaryJanice Davidson

#2. And then, as he ripped back the shower curtains and stared down at the hacked and twisted thing sprawled on the floor of the stall, he realized that Mother had used her keys.

Robert Bloch

#3. The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second - comics, picnic tables, men's trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.

Andy Warhol

#4. I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.

Susan Juby

#5. When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom with no doors on the stalls. It would actually look weird, if these women were hiding.

Laura Prepon

#6. Sometimes the gravest things must, of necessity, become the most comic. It's how we know they haven't destroyed us.

Foz Meadows

#7. There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

Mark Twain

#8. Capital in the hands of a national government forms a part of the gross national capital.

Jean-Baptiste Say

#9. Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

Conrad Hilton

#10. Writing is physical for me. I always have the sense that the words are coming out of my body, not just my mind.

Jonathan Lethem

#11. I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Bill Maher

#12. I don't know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl, vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.

Craig Johnson

#13. I listened to the students on campus in Plymouth, worried about their steadily deepening debts and how on earth they would ever escape them.

Charles Kennedy

#14. But their refuge had been a dead end; all that inflexible old guard could do was to die and let younger minds, still limber, take over.

Robert A. Heinlein

#15. Bondage is the life of personality, and for bondage the personal self will fight with tireless resourcefulness and the most stubborn cunning.

Aldous Huxley

#16. It was what his mother would have done in the circumstances. Boiled some fresh water, warmed the pot and counted out the spoonfuls of tea. Setting domestic order against the chaos, in the hope of winning some temporary reprieve from the vale of tears.

Clive Barker

#17. Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

Bobby Heenan

#18. Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.

Conrad Hilton

#19. Chivalry isn't really dead you know." "Oh?" "Nah. That guy's just an asshole.

Tammara Webber