Shorted Quotes

#1. I'm not even capable of an auditory response; my vocal cords have shorted out and my jaw has dropped to the floor. Raunch-y.

Marissa Carmel

#2. Boxing great Mike Tyson said "a happy fighter is a dangerous fighter." I think he's right.

Ronda Rousey

#3. We come into relationships often very much identified with our needs. I need this, I need security, I need refuge, I need friendship. And all of relationships are symbiotic in that sense. We come together because we fulfill each others' needs at some level or other.

Ram Dass

#4. A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Mae West

#5. Ministry is simply about loving the person in front of you.

Heidi Baker

#6. Herbs, vials, and crap," I grumble. "Where are the massive weapons and spirit fighting spears?"
"So impatient," Cooper says, mocking, and goes to pick up a tube filled with powder. "You know, these herbs and vials and crap are important."
"Yes, because crap always sounds necessary.

Brandy Nacole

#7. Men and women may speak the same language, but we interpret words differently.

Pamela Cummins

#8. The poor peasant here hives under conditions quite different from those of Russia. Though often terrible, they are not as appalling as they were there.

Herman Gorter

#9. The writer Wilson Mizner said if you copy from one author, it's plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it's research. I

Austin Kleon

#10. I never would've imagined in the first part of my life that I could've stood up and said anything. The war in Vietnam changed me. I was so angry. Some of my speeches probably weren't well considered.

Jane Fonda

#11. Judges in Texas swing the gavel with one hand and take money with the other.

Craig McDonald

#12. If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

Stephen Colbert

#13. One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple.

Tracey Alvarez