Shhh Funny Quotes

#1. Otis," I said.

"Shhh," he said. "I'm incognito. Call me...Otis."

"I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."

Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.

Rick Riordan

#2. For uncommon solutions, you have to look in uncommon places.

Tim Ferriss

#3. It was the sort of situation that would be ever so charming and warmly human in a film with Peter Ustinov and Maggie Smith but that sort of film is only charming because they leave out so many details, and real life is all the details they leave out.

Russell Hoban

#4. I believe I am not mistaken in saying that Christianity is a demanding and serious religion. When it is delivered as easy and amusing, it is another kind of religion altogether.

Neil Postman

#5. I want to design jewelry for girls and guys ... I'ma spread it out, but I'ma design, probably when I'm just designing furniture and buildings, I'll probably being the jewelry thing, too.

Tyler, The Creator

#6. It isn't possible. I cannot imagine it. Come on over here, you foolish little doe, and tell me on what day I shall die.

Vladimir Nabokov

#7. My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry's best-kept secrets.

Kinky Friedman

#8. When you don't come closer to the goal and don't make everyday steps for achieving it, we will not get the results we inwardly set out to attain

Sunday Adelaja

#9. Don't cry to quit. Cry to keep going!

Eric Thomas

#10. A lot of you cared, just not enough. And that ... that is what I needed to find out.

Jay Asher