Shaves Quotes

#1. Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

Bill Watterson

#2. A girl always remembers the first corpse she shaves.

Caitlin Doughty

#3. I love the smell of my mother's hair after she washes it.
I love the feel of the scratchy stubble on my father's face before he shaves.
But I've never been able to tell them.

Sharon M. Draper

#4. My daughter's first sentence was, 'Dada no hair.' And I was, like, 'No Jasmine, Dada does have hair, Dada just shaves his head.'

Nigel Barker

#5. A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex.

Maureen Johnson

#6. I go through about two Fender mediums a night because I don't pick straight down; it's sort of sideways, and it shaves them off.

Robin Trower

#7. The system shaves the dice on the side of those with money and power, and anyone who believes otherwise deserves anything that happens to him.

James Lee Burke

#8. It's a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It's amazing what it does. It really shaves off the years.

Malin Akerman

#9. When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics.

Moby

#10. A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

Dale Carnegie

#11. Any business or enterprise that shaves away loneliness is going to last forever. And like it or not but we've got a lonely society.

Anita Roddick

#12. Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again.

E.B. White

#13. Occam's Razor shaves you closer.

Hilary Mantel

#14. money shaves off a good ten years.

Ben Fountain

#15. No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.

George Herbert

#16. The dream vocabulary shaves meanings finer and closer than do the world's daytime dictionaries.

Mark Twain

#17. There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.

Jean Cocteau

#18. The war had made a man of him! It had coarsened him and hardened him. There was no other way to look at it. It had made him reach a point at which he would no longer stand unbearable things.

Ford Madox Ford

#19. Explore the extent of love.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#20. My favorite cause is the enlightenment of others. I think that is the best place to put money. You get the highest yield in terms of karma on your money.

Frederick Lenz

#21. I don't think any business has to give up legal protections in order to simplify. The main consideration is that whatever protection, rights and remedies a corporation wants, they should be put in terms that are understandable to the consumer.

Alan Siegel

#22. I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.

Rodney Dangerfield

#23. Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.

Jane Kaczmarek

#24. Every time I am looking into the depths of somebody's brain, I'm thinking, 'This is what makes a person who they are. That structure contains memories. Everything that they've ever experienced is right in there.'

Ben Carson

#25. I had been fortified by trauma, the way a bone, once broken, grows back stronger than it had been.

Charles M. Blow

#26. A true Dominant also knows the value of the spoken word. His words are chosen carefully with full awareness of their consequences, and he respects their power. And your words, Mr. Morrison, hold great power.

Ella Dominguez

#27. There is no conflict of interests among men, neither in business nor in trade nor in their most personal desires - if they omit the irrational from their view of the possible and destruction from their view of the practical?

Ayn Rand

#28. Most people fail in leadership b/c they think when they should be working and work when they should be thinking.

Orrin Woodward

#29. We should be able to be ourselves. Make a political stand if you want to.

Loretta Swit

#30. The man who truly and disinterestedly enjoys any one thing in the world, for its own sake, and without caring two-pence what other people say about it, is by that very fact forewarmed against some of our subtlest modes of attack.

C.S. Lewis

#31. I did four or five years in telly, and by the end of it was drained. I was a bit sick of myself. I didn't feel like an actor anymore. That sounds silly, but when you're doing a play you're using different muscles, and it blew all the cobwebs away.

Matthew Macfadyen