Sex Toy Quotes

#1. There's a post-it note stuck on one of the padded arms. I snatch it up and skim Wes's familiar chicken-scratch scrawl. Dude at the store said this one will be better for our backs. Ten different massage settings. We should use it on our balls and see if it doubles as a sex toy. Fingers crossed.

Sarina Bowen

#2. Are you ready for my love gun?" he says.
Uh-oh. "What's a love gun? Is that a sex toy?"
"No," he says. "I'm talking about my penis."
"Oh," I say. "Then yes. Fire away

Fanny Merkin

#3. Grandma was wearing a blond Marilyn Monroe wig, a hot pink tank top, black Pilates pants, and black kitten heels. She looked like the senior version of an inflatable sex toy doll that needed more air.

Janet Evanovich

#4. You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.

Michael Makai

#5. I couldn't do it. I couldn't wait there and be his sex toy, no matter how much I'd enjoy it. Cole Masten was dangerous to my heart, to my self-worth, to my future self.

Alessandra Torre

#6. Kelly O. realized she had a problem with her Ouija board when an aggressive entity turned the planchette into a sex toy and sent it slithering up her thigh.

Rosemary Ellen Guiley

#7. Without attachment, a naked body is merely a lifeless sex-toy.

Abhijit Naskar

#8. Texting is a sex toy: pleasurable but a substitute for the real thing. Love has a face. Video chatting is good, but who's comfortable enough to share their "bed hair"? Love isn't about pat answers.

Chila Woychik

#9. Connor wears a billion-dollar grin. Words are my favorite sex toy,

Krista Ritchie

#10. I'm Razo, a member of Bayern's Own," he said, stopping himself from adding "Loafing is just a hobby of mine."
"Bayern's Own? But you're a child."
Razo looked up to the sky. "I'm not a child, I'm just short.

Shannon Hale

#11. Sex is a game, a weapon, a toy, a joy, a trance, an enlightenment, a loss, a hope.

Sallie Tisdale

#12. The instant she saw the letter she squinted her eyes and bent her lips in a tough tiny smile that advanced her age immeasurably. "Darling," she instructed me, "would you reach in the drawer there and give me my purse. A girl doesn't read this sort of thing without her lipstick.

Truman Capote

#13. There's only one common element that united every writer I've admired ... they're all incredibly well-read.

Steve Toltz

#14. It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.

Janet Evanovich

#15. Maybe it's true what Thomas Moore said: It is only through mystery and madness that the soul is revealed.

Susannah Cahalan

#16. I don't just want to ban The Bomb. I want to ban all bombs, whatever, and all bombers, whoever, and all bombings, whyever. There have to be better ways of saying no and making changes.

Aidan Chambers

#17. What is now called free thought is valued, not because it is free thought, but because it is freedom from thought; because it is free thoughtlessness.

G.K. Chesterton

#18. You think the pope is mad that [Donald] Trump said Two Corinthians instead of "second"? Get this. Pope Francis just said that contraception can be justified now.

Rush Limbaugh

#19. Politics is too important to be left to politicians.

Warren Rudman

#20. Why can't you just look into my mind and see what happened for yourself? You erased
my memory, can't you bring it back?
-I buried it beyond even my reach, so as to be sure it stayed forgotten.
Great. If Mega-Master Mencheres couldn't pry it out, then it must really be lost.

Jeaniene Frost

#21. Flowers that bloom in the winter may not survive till spring.

K. Hari Kumar

#22. to worship Jesus is out-of-date. What we now need to do is to take Him down from the cross and Live Jesus, Be Jesus, or we got nada-nada-nothing!

Victor E. Villasenor

#23. In a body [like Congress] where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, you can make no calculation upon the termination of any debate.

Franklin Pierce

#24. I don't want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.

Nalini Singh

#25. Change your thoughts, and in the twinkling of an eye, all your conditions change. Your world is a world of crystallized ideas, crystallized words. Sooner or later, you reap the fruits of your words and thoughts.

Florence Scovel Shinn

#26. I liked to fuck too, but it wasn't my religion. There were too many ridiculous and tragic things about it. People didn't seem to know how to handle it. So they made a toy out of it. A toy that destroyed people.

Charles Bukowski

#27. All wisdom comes from God.

Kinoti J.C.

#28. If you love someone, even the best one-night stand isn't going to erase that.

Julie Cross