Series Of Unfortunate Events Count Olaf Quotes

#1. I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is impolite not to do so.

Lemony Snicket

#2. I want to teach him his prayers and his letters and his manners. I want him for my own. Not just because he is motherless, but because I am childless and I want someone to love.

Philippa Gregory

#3. What was good was that I had friends who were actors and in theatre who were really good, because I think my strengths were visual, like pictorial.

Rob Urbinati

#4. Count Olaf: You should have given up a long time ago, orphans. I triumphed the moment you lost your family.
Violet: We didn't lose our family. Only our parents.

Lemony Snicket

#5. [On her thinness:] It's not what you'd call a figure, is it?

Twiggy

#6. When you seek truth, you seek God whether you know it or not.

Edith Stein

#7. Me and Sandra are thoroughly satisfied customers as parents of kids who came through this Orange model.

Andy Stanley

#8. In other words, you are our last possible hope. You are our only hope.

Trenton Lee Stewart

#9. What are your names?"
"You know our names," Violet said curtly, a word which here means "tired of Count Olaf's nonsense." "That wig and that lipstick don't fool us any more than your pale-brown dress and sensible beige shoes. You're Count Olaf.

Lemony Snicket

#10. The world is at stake, and I am going to sit here and eat breakfast!" I exclaimed and resisted him.

Claudia Caren

#11. Hee hee hee!" Nero said. "You children are like three clowns!"
"Ho ho ho!" Count Olaf said.
"Ha ha ha!" Violet said, who was beginning to feel queasy from faking all this laughter.

Lemony Snicket