Self Praise Stinks Quotes

#1. One is not born a woman, but becomes one.

Simone De Beauvoir

#2. I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat.

Chris Van Allsburg

#3. I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

Reverend Ike

#4. I would like to explain that I consider prayer above all an act of gratitude for existence.

Saul Bellow

#5. When people ask for advice they very rarely want your advice and will go ahead and do what they want to do anyway, no matter what you say. That applied in every sort of case; it was a human truth of universal application, but one which most people knew little or nothing about.

Alexander McCall Smith

#6. I've been in real estate for my whole life, I've been trying to sharpshoot the market with my investments, I'm never right. All you need to do is get near the bottom. That's good enough.

Barbara Corcoran

#7. Oh, please," I moan as he bites my little toe

E.L. James

#8. I've challenged Cain Velasquez to a fight three times. He's a little boy who doesn't want to fight. He said no, live on TV.

Tyson Fury

#9. I've never thought it was necessary to make fun of people - you can find fun in people without necessarily mocking them.

Roy Blount Jr.

#10. I've always had great relationships and stayed really good friends with the guys I've dated.

Hayden Panettiere

#11. My mother converted to Catholicism to marry my father.

Julian Fellowes

#12. Character is just another term for "good person." A person of character lives a worthy life guided by moral principles. A person of character is a good parent, a good friend, a good employee and a good citizen.

Michael Josephson

#13. The universe will use any vehicle and any medium to communicate with us. Our job is to be alert and to listen.

Elaine Seiler