Scrum Master Funny Quotes

#1. The setting is a worthy one, if the devil did desire to have a hand in the affairs of men.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#2. I'm eternally grateful to fate and the citizens of Russia that they've trusted me to be the head of the Russian government.

Vladimir Putin

#3. I wanna tissue! I've got slug in my toes, I wanna tissue!" Annabel just carried on laughing as she dropped the glove box to

Sarah Darling

#4. I represent a district in Nevada, a state that is home to more wild horses than all other states combined.

Jon Porter

#5. I think we just need to have a demand for fresh and nuanced movies.

Tessa Thompson

#6. Look not in my eyes, for fear
They mirror true the sight I see,
And there you find your face too clear
And love it and be lost like me.

A.E. Housman

#7. A 'no flex zone' is an area where a lot of people can be themselves, live their life, get their money.

Swae Lee

#8. If you do not intend to help us," she said, "then leave this house. Dawn is coming."
"I am not a vampire." Magnus said. "I shall not disappear with the light"
"You will if I kill you before the sun comes up.

Cassandra Clare

#9. I'm a huge fan of David Hockney. I love the way he keeps reinventing himself.

Antony Sher

#10. But I would say if the Security Council is only relevant if it agrees with the United States, then we have come a long way in a direction that I do not like very much.

Hans Blix

#11. And you can't miss what you don't know. Except . . ." I lean forward so that I'm facing her. "What if we were wrong?

Jen Malone

#12. Not all are called to be artists in the specific sense of the term. Yet, as Genesis has it, all men and women are entrusted with the task of crafting their own life: in a certain sense, they are to make of it a work of art, a masterpiece.

Pope John Paul II

#13. I have way too many hobbies. I play guitar, and my buddies and I record music in a studio in my house. I have a couple of vintage Jeeps I'm always working on, fixing up. And I ride horses - I grew up on a horse ranch - and play basketball. I need to cut back on my hobbies so I can work more.

Riley Smith