Top 14 Funny Scrum Quotes
#1. Stop thinking about life and choose to live it
Paulo Coelho
#2. We die, he said.
We die, I said. And kn owing this how do we live?
Knowing this, we live.
We live.
Alan Spence
#3. Liberals insist they believe as strongly in the American dream as the rest of us, but routinely demonize those who succeed in attaining it. They loudly profess their allegiance to capitalism, but resent the inequitable money results it produces.
David Limbaugh
#4. Perhaps most intriguing of all is that it is possible to photograph what is impossible for the human eye to see - cumulative time.
Michael Kenna
#5. The best way to get over a messy break-up is to spend time with a supportive group of friends. The best
way to chase off a supportive group of friends is to talk constantly about your messy break-up.
Molly Harper
#6. The UK population became, for lack of a better term, Balkanized. And then all of a sudden Sharia mosques started popping up all over the place. And before you knew it, the most popular or frequent male baby name was Mohammed.
Rush Limbaugh
#7. Mark my words. The telephone will never become a practical necessity.
Lisa Harris
#8. I don't see the point of marriage. But when I need my love, I get my love.
Michelle Rodriguez
#10. [The Bill of Rights is] designed to protect individuals and minorities against the tyranny of the majority, but it's also designed to protect the people against bureaucracy, against the government.
Laurence Tribe
#11. If you're not failing all the time, you're not creating a situation where you can get lucky.
Ira Glass
#12. If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
Finley Peter Dunne
#13. Sometimes one mistake ruins the whole thing.
Janice Liang