Top 14 Funny Scrum Quotes

#1. Stop thinking about life and choose to live it

Paulo Coelho

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#2. We die, he said.
We die, I said. And kn owing this how do we live?
Knowing this, we live.
We live.

Alan Spence

Funny Scrum Quotes #43860
#3. Liberals insist they believe as strongly in the American dream as the rest of us, but routinely demonize those who succeed in attaining it. They loudly profess their allegiance to capitalism, but resent the inequitable money results it produces.

David Limbaugh

Funny Scrum Quotes #55890
#4. Perhaps most intriguing of all is that it is possible to photograph what is impossible for the human eye to see - cumulative time.

Michael Kenna

Funny Scrum Quotes #68755
#5. The best way to get over a messy break-up is to spend time with a supportive group of friends. The best
way to chase off a supportive group of friends is to talk constantly about your messy break-up.

Molly Harper

Funny Scrum Quotes #143437
#6. The UK population became, for lack of a better term, Balkanized. And then all of a sudden Sharia mosques started popping up all over the place. And before you knew it, the most popular or frequent male baby name was Mohammed.

Rush Limbaugh

Funny Scrum Quotes #239474
#7. Mark my words. The telephone will never become a practical necessity.

Lisa Harris

Funny Scrum Quotes #429379
#8. I don't see the point of marriage. But when I need my love, I get my love.

Michelle Rodriguez

Funny Scrum Quotes #662681
#9. Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

Barbet Schroeder

Funny Scrum Quotes #781837
#10. [The Bill of Rights is] designed to protect individuals and minorities against the tyranny of the majority, but it's also designed to protect the people against bureaucracy, against the government.

Laurence Tribe

Funny Scrum Quotes #805182
#11. If you're not failing all the time, you're not creating a situation where you can get lucky.

Ira Glass

Funny Scrum Quotes #925109
#12. If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.

Finley Peter Dunne

Funny Scrum Quotes #1233960
#13. Sometimes one mistake ruins the whole thing.

Janice Liang

Funny Scrum Quotes #1336898
#14. We'll probably never save our souls - but hell, at least we'll get our hair sorted.

Siddharth Dhanvant Shanghvi

Funny Scrum Quotes #1719444

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