Screwball Comedy Quotes

#1. We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

Robert Breault

#2. You're not my type.
I've heard this before and I don't believe her. Hell, I'm everyone's type! Eventually.

K.A. Tucker

#3. The best thing about serial drama - especially about screwball comedy - is blocked love.

Alison Pill

#4. On your birthday thank your parents and celebrate with them. They are the reason you are here and it is their day too.

Robert Cheeke

#5. Slartibartfast's study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library.

Douglas Adams

#6. It's good to keep changing your mind. It shows you're thinking. I'll only stop changing my mind when I'm dead. And maybe not even then.

John Marsden

#7. Sang Ly, we are literature-our lives, our hopes, our desires, our despairs, our passions, our strengths, our weaknesses. Stories express our longing not only to make a difference today but to see what is possible for tomorrow. Literature has been called a handbook for the art of being human.

Camron Wright

#8. In short, I am doing what I can, I suffer with the same universal suffering, and I try to assuage it, I possess only the puny forces of a man, and I cry to all: Help me!

Victor Hugo

#9. I don't look back on any film I've done with fondness or pride.

Nicolas Roeg

#10. It's because of people like you that people like me need therapy.

Morton Hurley

#11. I'm not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That's stupid.

Andrew Bogut

#12. Novels
which, after all, are training grounds for responding to the world, imaginative sanctuaries in which to hone and test our ethical judgments and choices.

William Deresiewicz

#13. I'm competitive, but that doesn't stop me from being realistic.

Jacques Villeneuve