Scott Disick Quotes

#1. Your mom's not that bad," said Jim. "Are you trying to make me mad?" "Okay she is." "I knew it. You've never liked her." "What's the right answer?" "So you're just telling me what I want to hear?" Jim reached over and put a hand on his wifes. "I love you.

Tim Dorsey

#2. Balls in general are not a good looking item.

Scott Disick

#3. I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

Scott Disick

#4. Scared people either shut down and avoid the thing they fear, or get angry at it and lash out.

Leisa Rayven

#5. Crime and legal stories, broadly speaking, are just where my interest happens to lie.

William Landay

#6. I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

Scott Disick

#7. I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

Scott Disick

#8. Who doesn't have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Scott Disick

#9. I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

Scott Disick

#10. Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

Scott Disick

#11. He was wrong; he knew he was when it was too late for him to stop just as a drunkard reaches a point where it is too late for him to stop, where he promises himself that he will and maybe believes he will or can but it is too late.

William Faulkner

#12. When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

Scott Disick

#13. I think if you need to use a gun you're doing a lousy job as a detective.

Joe Gores

#14. If work and leisure are soon to be subordinated to this one utopian principle - absolute busyness - then utopia and melancholy will come to coincide: an age without conflict will dawn, perpetually busy - and without consciousness.

Gunter Grass

#15. I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Scott Disick

#16. I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

Scott Disick

#17. We need to perceive ourselves as the special race.
If not, beasts will perceive themselves as the chosen.

Toba Beta

#18. I gotta learn to rap.

Scott Disick

#19. People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!

Scott Disick

#20. The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

Scott Disick

#21. Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

Scott Disick

#22. I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

Scott Disick

#23. I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.

Jo Brand

#24. And we broadcast tapes sent to us from Americans against the war. These were most effective I believe.

Hanoi Hannah

#25. Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

Scott Disick

#26. I've learned that by returning my calls between 11:00 a.m. and noon and 4:00 and 5:00 p.m. I can keep them short and to the point because people are either hungry and starting to think about lunch or they are trying to gear down at the end of the day.

Geri Larkin

#27. You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

Scott Disick

#28. Because every urge but survival had been reduced to nothing, they had become a mutual will, like that which caused whole peoples to unite in desperation.

Ernest K. Gann

#29. You know, you pick and choose your battles.

Ryan Lochte

#30. Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way. I ... had no words for that.

Gena Showalter