Schobert Cleveland Quotes

#1. Mankind is not special by virtue of our address in the universe, or what spins around us, or because life originated here. Slowly, but surely, we've been compelled to renounce the comfort of these beliefs.

Nathan Myhrvold

#2. The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

Will Rogers

#3. That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes.

Heather Armstrong

#4. An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

Johnny Carson

#5. Susan had never before come across the idea that you could rise in Society by, as it were, gaining marks, especially since such noblemen as she'd met in her father's house had used neither serviette nor napkin but a state of mind, which was Drop it on the floor, the dogs'll eat it.

Terry Pratchett