Top 38 Schmuck Quotes
#2. You are a schmuck," I informed the hero. "You're not using the word correctly," he said. "Yes I am," I said.
Jonathan Safran Foer
#3. I yawned awake ready to blow stuff up like a 90s action-star. I'd become what I despised, a misguided schmuck following the status-quo for the sole purpose of fitting in. Whatever... gunrunners, terrorists, bankers, dictators, goons; we all have it coming.
Bruce Crown
#4. He'd hate to start killing people at this stage in the game. Especially some poor schmuck who happened to marry the wrong woman.
Shelly Laurenston
#5. When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Larry Wall
#6. Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
George Carlin
#7. The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck.
Jonathan Safran Foer
#8. My feeling is that the hero has now been defined by phrases like the odious one that we were all raised with - crimes does not pay. Of course it pays, you schmuck. That's not why we don't do it. We don't do it because it is wrong.
Frank Miller
#9. I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
George Clooney
#10. Yes, of course I want to get married, but does that mean I'm not allowed to go out and have a good time? Am I supposed to just marry any schmuck that comes along? And by the way, here's a newsflash, Hammertoes. Nobody wants to marry me, anyway.
Chelsea Handler
#11. Community service has become a patch for morality. You can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck.
Timothy Keller
#12. It's worth noting that you can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck. You can spend your life on Wall Street and be a hero
David Brooks
#13. You greedy schmuck!" Denise burst out.
Ian cast a leisurely glance in her direction. "And now my feelings are hurt. That'll cost you the boat, too.
Jeaniene Frost
#14. If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role model you need.
Arinn Dembo
#15. I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny.
Donald Trump
#16. Nothing pleases me more than when somebody who was awe-inspired to be working with me realizes I'm just another schmuck that they're bored of hanging out with on a set. I love that moment. I like it when that persistent illusion is smashed.
Robert Downey Jr.
#17. A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
#18. Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
William H. Macy
#19. Any schmuck can be unhappy when things aren't going well, but it takes a truly unique variety of schmuck; a real innovator in the schmuck field to be unhappy when things are going as great as they are for me.
Tropper Jonathan
#20. Who should turn up but that long-lost schmuck of a Billy, and what did Charis do but rent him the other half of her duplex? It's enough to make you tear your hair out by its tiny grey roots,
Margaret Atwood
#21. You are reading the words of a complete schmuck, so take everything I say with a grain of salt. Wouldn't it be nice if all authors admitted what I just said? The world would surely be a lot less confusing if they did...
Mark B. Warring
#22. I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book.
Macaulay Culkin
#23. I was the oldest of seven kids, so I had no older brother who would say, 'Schmuck, don't do that.'
Pete Hamill
#24. Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck.
Michael Reagan
#25. I made the decision when I came to Seagram that it had to be OK that my public persona would be bad. It's the downside of a family business: anything good is because I'm somebody's son; otherwise, I'm a schmuck.
Edgar Bronfman Jr.
#26. I just umpire. That's what I've done. That's all I can do. I'm one of the fortunate ones on God's earth. I found what God meant for me to do. People ask if I like working home plate best. I just want to be between the white lines. That's where I belong, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Doug Harvey
#27. When I was halfway between one world and another, a moment of clarity broke through. This is what it was to die. *
Mary E. Pearson
#28. People wonder if I'll always be a part of this family and the answer is yes. My family has a lot of good energy going in one direction and because of it, we get a lot of things done. That's why I'll always spend a lot of time at Camp Phoenix.
River Phoenix
#29. Am looking for signs of life, although I know I won't find them. I'm not sure how the poachers took this herd down. They use guns and spears, sometimes arrows poisoned with acokanthera. I've
Jodi Picoult
#32. Reciter and listener of the Qur'an are alike in prize and reward.
Ali Ibn Abi Talib
#33. We all have an inner intuition for authenticity, for matched up internal and external truth. When we detect this, we feel immediate comfort. We know truth when we hear it.
Vironika Tugaleva
#34. Both of you think happiness is this thing you have to chase after, like a child with a shiny toy. It won't happen until you start finding ways to take care of other people instead of ways to please yourself.
Lisa Kleypas
#35. Well, the hardest thing to do, as we know from our own experience on 9/11 is protect everything all the time.
John Abizaid
#36. I mean, Tarantino is such a SHMUCK 90 percent of the time. But ten percent of the time, I've seen genius shining off the guy.
David Foster Wallace
#37. I knew what happened in fairy tales. The strong survived while the weak were eaten alive.
Alice Hoffman
#38. There was nothing so attractive as a powerful, handsome, and self-assured man.
Sylvia Day
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