Schmertz Family Trust Quotes

#1. That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

Zach Galifianakis

#2. Pornography is writing that seeks primarily, even exclusively, to bring about sexual stimulation. This can be done crudely or delicately. In the former case it would be bad literature; in the latter good.

Kenneth Tynan

#3. The comic element is the incorrigible element in every human being; the capacity to learn, from experience or instruction, is what is forbidden to all comic creations and to what is comic in you and me.

Mary McCarthy

#4. The thing about bad decisions is that they don't feel like bad decisions when you're making them. They feel like the obvious choice, the of-course-that-makes-sense move. They feel, somehow, inevitable.

Jennifer Weiner

#5. I was always taught that a woman's place was in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. And I'm a firm believer in that.

Jeff Jarrett

#6. One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once life would collapse.

Barry Lopez

#7. The first telescope opened the heavens; the first microscope opened the world of the microbes; radioisotopic methodology, as examplified by RIA [radioimmunoassay], has shown the potential for opening new vistas in science and medicine

Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

#8. Rap started on the street, and religion is everywhere, even on the streets.

Ebony A. Utley

#9. Why is it that fancy hotels always locate the rooms that are supposed to be accessible to folks in wheelchairs and walkers at the end of the hall as far from the elevators as possible? And why is it those rooms are always the ones with the worst views?

Jayne Ann Krentz

#10. But I gave the girl my address and phone number, thinking we might make it on the springs. (Harriet, you never arrived.)

Charles Bukowski