Schmendrick Quotes

#1. Schmendrick said, "She is the last. She is the last unicorn in the world."
"She would be." Molly sniffed. "It would be the last unicorn in the world that came to Molly Grue.

Peter S. Beagle

#2. Lir said, "It is my right. A hero is entitled to his happy ending, when it comes at last." But Schmendrick answered, "This is not the end, either for you or for her.

Peter S. Beagle

#3. I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Morrissey

#4. I'm a bad, inconsistent person, but at least I'm not a member of the Tea Party griping incoherently about too much government, but flashing my Medicare card every other day to a doctor because I'm 400 pounds overweight.

George Singleton

#5. All right, all right for you, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?

Peter S. Beagle

#6. This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

Groucho Marx

#7. I was never really a comic-book fanatic.

J.J. Abrams

#8. I'll work overtime to open the doors of opportunity to industry and commerce.

Alan Autry

#9. We seldom stop to think that we are still creatures of the sea, able to leave it only because, from birth to death, we wear the water-filled space suits of our skins.

Arthur C. Clarke

#10. Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt;
But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can get.

Peter S. Beagle

#11. Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons.

Tony Snow

#12. The dollars aren't so important ... once you have them.

Johnny Miller