Top 40 Collie Quotes
#1. My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.
Mark Twain
#2. I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!
Jane Siberry
#3. I only work out because I have high anxiety, and if I don't I tend to ... I say I'm like a border collie. If I don't have something to expend my energy, I chew the furniture. So it just helps me level out so I don't do copious amounts of drugs.
Jake Abel
#4. A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led to a series of books about Bedlam Farm and about dogs, rural life, lambing and herding sheep.
Jon Katz
#5. Girls always think, "I'm going to be the exception," Caroline thought; it's a weakness of the species, like a collie's tiny brain.
Rona Jaffe
#6. I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are terrified of my dog, because he gets low and goes for the balls.
Jeremy Hotz
#7. I was never able to get through Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. I've never been able to make it through. And I love the Smashing Pumpkins, they're one of my favorite bands ever, but I've never been able to listen to the whole thing all the way through.
John Wozniak
#8. I didn't bother tellin her no made-up story, because she always sees through em and has since I was knee-high to a collie.
Stephen King
#9. What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help.
Various
#10. As I stare into the Border collie's eyes, I think that maybe I should go inside and call the girls. Claire, Cindy, and Jill would be here almost before I hung up the phone. They would hold me, hug me, say all the right things. You're special, Lindsay. Everybody loves you, Lindsay.
James Patterson
#11. How's that brother of yours?" Gratton asks me. "Which one?" "The heroic one with the cart." I sigh so deeply that the collie licks my face to cure me. "Oh, Finn.
Maggie Stiefvater
#12. We owned a bearded collie for many years. Sophie. She was old, and she died last year.
Erika Slezak
#13. Fatty, a bearded collie-terrier mix, is the kindest, cuddliest dog. And Oliver, a white golden retriever, even looks like me! My dogs have taught me to be more loving, more nurturing, and happier.
Nicollette Sheridan
#15. Most of all, I am struck by an irony central to the lot of a purebred dog: As it attains the hallmarks of its breed, it seems to simultaneously relinquish its basic dogginess, until it is less a dog than a Pomeranian, Collie or Bloodhound.
Jean Hanff Korelitz
#16. You're quite wrong there, Collie. One does miss sex. The body has a life of it's own. We do miss what we haven't had, you and I. Biologically. Ask Sigmund Freud. It is revealed in dreams. The absent touch of warm limbs at night, the absent
Muriel Spark
#18. This song is dedicated to Frank Zappa, and River Phoenix, Fred Gwynne who played Herman Munster, Dixie Lee Ray, Thomas P, Tip O'Neil, and you, dumb ass, who just threw water on me.
Kurt Cobain
#19. I'm not an amazing cook. But I can follow a recipe!
Rachel McAdams
#20. Organic Chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds.
J. Norman Collie
#22. If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.
Benjamin Franklin
#23. Elizabeth Hurley and I had a lot of fun together. She's a very beautiful, confident woman.
Brendan Fraser
#24. To make certain that crime does not pay, the government should take it over and try to run it.
J. Norman Collie
#25. A life I have lived and have found just that ... life.
M.J. Chrisman
#26. The text-book is rare that stimulates its reader to ask, Why is this so? Or, How does this connect with what has been read elsewhere?
J. Norman Collie
#28. In free countries, every man is entitled to express his opinions and every other man is entitled not to listen.
J. Norman Collie
#29. When you're doing what's right, on and off the field, the Lord steps in and plays a part.
Austin Collie
#30. I wouldn't say it was lucky. We executed the play well. We should have had another one (TD). Obviously, if you do what's right on and off the field, I think the Lord steps in and plays a part in it. Magic happens
Austin Collie
#31. Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else
and usually it's reading his own handwriting.
J. Norman Collie
#32. We were kind of caught up in the genre trap. We didn't really have a lot of artistic freedom. They wanted us to go into a certain direction, so they could promote us easier.
Mark McGrath
#33. The Englishman's approach to vulgarity is so clumsy that it makes it seem dirtier than it really is, but the Frenchman lifts it with a light, dexterous touch onto a plane of inimitable humour. To go to bed with Balzac is to know what one has missed all one's life.
Jean Lucey Pratt
#34. Why, is it such a bad thing to die?
Han Kang
#35. You Americans keep saying that Cuba is ninety miles from the United States. I say that the United States is ninety miles from Cuba and for us, that is worse.
Fidel Castro
#36. Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
J. Norman Collie
#37. Meaning is like pornography, you know it when you see it.
Seth Lloyd
#38. Help the man-in-the-street make sense of the bewildering.
Owen Arthur
#39. Most teachers still say they love teaching though they wouldn't mind a little more respect for their challenging work and a little less blame for America's educational shortcomings.
Arne Duncan
#40. Things change, but sometimes our perception of them stays the same.
Vannetta Chapman
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