Schlumberger Oilfield Quotes

#1. Somebody has to give a wakeup call to our coaching world to ask them real questions and show them that if you have kids, then you know there is no way you can talk to somebody else like that, because that's somebody's child.

Ray Lewis

#2. And I have the Internet. That sounds weird, but Twitter is a lot like having a large, invisible gang of equally messed-up people who will hide with you in bathrooms and make you laugh under the pillow fort you've built in a lonely hotel room.

Jenny Lawson

#3. I'm a kind of hard-wired pessimist. I can't help but see the world in a certain kind of way.

Nick Cave

#4. It seems that most of us could benefit from a brush with a near-fatal disaster to help us recognise the important things that we are too defeated or embittered to recognise from day to day.

Alain De Botton

#5. I lay, shamefaced and embarrassed, in my bed. Which is a deeply unusual place for me to feel shamefaced and embarrassed, and anyone who says otherwise is a bloody liar.

Danny Wallace

#6. Though my heart is heavy, it is also strong and unbreakable, thanks to two men who put my needs above their own. Morpheus

A.G. Howard

#7. I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

Al Yankovic

#8. Serious collectors and art experts, among the world's most educated, often cannot fathom the possibility of being rooked, and then once taken, cannot face the humiliation of admitting it.

Peter Landesman

#9. My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.

Bill Forsyth