Top 27 Schlitz Quotes
#1. People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.
Tracy Morgan
#2. Dr. Wintermute beheld Mrs. Pinchbeck befeathered, beribboned, crinolined, corseted, frizzled, and festooned, though not wasted.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#3. But wouldn't it be lovely to watch two people fall in love?
Anne Bishop
#5. Somebody must be up and somebody must be down. Trouble is, campaigns are messy, subtle creatures that don't follow convenient narratives.
Ron Fournier
#6. The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.
Art Donovan
#7. I bought two tall six-packs of Schlitz and went back to my place and drank down the requiem.
Charles Bukowski
#8. Parsefall did not love fresh air. In his experience, it was apt to be cold.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#10. You realize you are not alone when you write, and you start to write for the person who will read your words. I think that's a bad thing, but I'm not sure, because I do think of being an author someday, and authors have to commune with their readers.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#11. If I had books, if I could scrape together an education, I'd have a future, whether any man ever asked me to marry him or not.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#12. We have persistant objects, they're called files.
Ken Thompson
#13. My books promised me that life wasn't just made up of workday tasks and prosaic things. The world is bigger and more colorful and more important than that.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#14. On the morning of the best day of her life, Maude Flynn was locked in the outhouse singing 'the Battle Hymn of the Republic
Laura Amy Schlitz
#15. When I behold the ocean, I know that the world isn't just the grind of small tasks and small thoughts.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#16. I thought I had escaped the monsters, that I'd left them locked up behind an electric fence. But the shadows were alive, and they had chased me here.
Alexandra Bracken
#17. You know how it is. Someone pretends to love you, and you give too much away.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#18. I sometimes wonder if every living thing doesn't need kind words as much as sunshine and water.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#20. Most of the time when you laugh, it's because something is amiss - clumsy or wrong or sad - but when you laugh at a kitten, you laugh of pure joy.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#21. The girls who come into my library adore the prettiness of fairies, theminiature-ness. But they are also nature lovers and lovers of adventure
the future wild women of America. I couldn't help thinking that these little girls who love fairies deserve something lively.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#22. Hold your head up! Throw you shoulders back! It's the cheapest way to tell the world you're somebody!
Laura Amy Schlitz
#23. I think I would rather have a cat than a sweetheart, after all. They are less trouble, and even the handsomest sweetheart is sadly lacking in fur.
Laura Amy Schlitz
#24. Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet positions. And today he announced that he wants the surgeon general to be TV Dr. Sanjay Gupta. That was the kid on 'American Idol,' wasn't it?
David Letterman
#25. And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade!
Robert Earl Keen
#26.
The more choices you have, the more your values matter.
Michael Schrage
#27. My dear if you could give me a cup of tea to clear my muddle of a head I should better understand your affairs.
Charles Dickens
