Scented Candle Quotes

#1. Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind.

Amy Bloom

#2. Honey, these aren't ordinary penis bones." "Not the kind you pick up at Walgreens, with a bottle of aspirin and a scented candle?

Cherie Priest

#3. Not just in America. When I left my primary school, my father said, 'Son, you are now a man,' then he gave me a scented candle and told me how babies are made." Vik fought to keep his lips from twitching.

S.J. Kincaid

#4. Son, you are now a man,' then he gave me a scented candle and told me how babies are made.

S.J. Kincaid

#5. I think you should buy him a scented candle.

Cassandra Clare

#6. What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.

Kenny D. Eichenberg

#7. Never underestimate the power of a scented candle! declared a sign beneath a display of coloured candles.
Yes, I thought. Buy two and invade Russia!

Alice Pung

#8. Before bed, I read a book or flip on the radio - I'm not picky, I'll just turn it on and see what comes up. I burn a yummy lavender- scented candle.

Carrie Underwood

#9. You're gorgeous, you old hag, and if I could give you just one gift ever for the rest of your life it would be this. Confidence. It would be the gift of confidence. Either that or a scented candle

David Nicholls

#10. Whoa, slow the panic train. Take that thing back to the station.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#11. Some digital natives are extraordinarily savvy.

Howard Rheingold

#12. Let the people know the truth and the country is safe.

Abraham Lincoln

#13. My entry into the environmental arena was through the issue that so dramatically - and destructively - demonstrates the link between science and social action: nuclear weapons.

Barry Commoner

#14. Optimism is a competitive advantage.

Jon Gordon

#15. Painted mafritty fritters frittering fitty fitty scented candelabra abra cadaver. Candle blah blah.

Fiddles McMonkeypants

#16. Glimpses through the clouds of numerous and enormous Second Free Zone residential arks and barges lumbering through their selective tracks like a slow-motion game of hide and seek played by listless, blunt whales.

Kieran Shea

#17. Shoot the Wendybird!

J.M. Barrie

#18. Leopards don't change their spots

Anna Jacobs

#19. I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

Louis C.K.

#20. Two women, one nigra and one white, whose voices were part of me, whose hands had comforted, soothed, and taught. One a pine-knot torch and the other a scented beeswax candle against the darkness of my ignorance and fear. Both gone.

Ann Rinaldi

#21. Foreign journalists have to have an approved interpreter assigned them, which they have to pay for, who also acts as guide. As an Iranian, even writing for foreign media, I've been mercifully unrestricted.

Hooman Majd

#22. They were my family, yet they were strangers.

Maria V. Snyder

#23. Our beliefs are like the unquestioned commands, telling us how things are, what's possible and what's impossible, what we can and can not do.

Tony Robbins

#24. I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.

Matthew Gray Gubler

#25. A poem is a private story, after all, no matter how apparently public. The reader is always overhearing a confession.

Jorie Graham