Scelzo Staten Quotes

#1. Though we hear various reports of his existence we can never find the young wizard who is able so they say to graft the soul of a girl to the soul of her lover so that not even the sharp scissors of the Fates can ever sever them apart.

Harry Crosby

#2. What a difference a vowel makes! If his rents were but equal to his rants!

Jane Austen

#3. After all, it will be hard to oppress a generation who've been brought up on pop-stars with fire coming out of their tits.

Caitlin Moran

#4. If the opportunities are not being presented to me, I'm going to take the reins and do it. Brit Marling was not waiting for the phone to ring. The great roles are not there to be had. If you have an idea, do it.

Katie Aselton

#5. The entire Universe is condensed in the body, and the entire
body in the Heart. Thus the Heart is the nucleus of the whole Universe.

Ramana Maharshi

#6. If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Andy Borowitz