Scales Lie Quotes

#1. Scales lie! You lose thirty pounds of muscle and you gain thirty pounds of fat and you weigh the same, right?
Take that tape measure out. That won't lie. Your waistline is your lifeline.
It should be the same as it was when you were a young person.

Jack LaLanne

#2. You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie.

Elaine Stritch

#3. I'm tired of trying to get other people to see into my brain. I'm done.

Todd McFarlane

#4. [Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

Will Cuppy

#5. For Black women as well as Black men, it is axiomatic that if we do not define ourselves for ourselves, we will be defined by others - for their use and to our detriment.

Audre Lorde

#6. Knowing how to tinker with a broken piece of prose until it hums is a source of contentment known by all who have mastered a worthy craft.

Carol Fisher Saller

#7. It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply ... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

Trey Parker

#8. The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.

Phyllis Schlafly

#9. I love organization, so I split my clothes into two closets according to seasons.

Kiernan Shipka

#10. You don't have the right to hold somebody accountable for standards you refuse to apply to yourself.

Stephen A. Smith

#11. Time is the most valuable coin in your life. You and you alone will determine how that coin will be spent. Be careful that you do not let other people spend it for you.

Carl Sandburg

#12. I knew I wanted to do something that wasn't just domestic and endless but I had no idea what and no inkling that it could ever be music.

Vashti Bunyan

#13. If you are going to worry, don't do it. If you do it, don't worry.

Michael Nolan

#14. Scales always lie. They don't make a scale that ever told the truth about value, about worth, about significance.

Ann Voskamp

#15. Unless you learn to deal with your life in its entirety,
there is no permanent solution for human problems.

Sri Amma Bhagwan.

#16. Sweet Jesus! Sweet, sweet Jesus!" Mom called to the Savior, caught up in the divine intervention that was Hank and me.
I narrowed my eyes at her. "Stop cal ing Jesus, Mom. Hank's gonna think you're weird," I snapped.
"She is weird," Dad said.
"I'm not weird," Mom returned.

Kristen Ashley

#17. Tyrion: My gentle sister seems to have mistaken me for Ned Stark.
Bronn: I hear he was taller.
Tyrion: Not after Joff took off his head.

George R R Martin