Sbarbaro Elementary Quotes

#1. For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

Bo Burnham

#2. A writer off-guard since the materials with which he works are so dangerous can expect agony as quick as a thunderclap.

Kurt Vonnegut

#3. I monitor my self-talk, making sure that it is uplifting and supportive of myself and others.

Louise Hay

#4. Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.

Al Franken

#5. You're naked?" Kenji is suddenly studying my sheet and not bothering to be subtle about it. I flush despite my best efforts, flustered, frustrated.
"Blondie said they destroyed my clothes."
"Blondie?" Blond man is offended.

Tahereh Mafi

#6. I'm not Rising or Society

Ally Condie

#7. It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat.

Suzanne Somers

#8. Knowledge is the seed for thought. Knowledge, experience, and thoughts give birth to wisdom.

Debasish Mridha

#9. The atheists, libertines, despisers of religion ... that is to say all those who usually pass under the name of Free-thinkers.

Jonathan Swift

#10. He gave me that lazy smile that had always had the power to make my heart beat faster. I was dismayed to see that it still worked.

Patricia Briggs

#11. I'm usually taken for a non-intellectual, a person of limited intelligence. I don't know why, but I figure it's because physically I don't look intelligent.

Sylvester Stallone

#12. Talent is so loaded a word, so full to the brim with meanings, that an artist might be wise to forget about it altogether and just keep on working.

Eric Maisel