Sayings About Jealous Wife

#1. A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress

Robert Jordan

#2. My books - I kid you not - are very often shelved between DeLillo and de Sade. Which not only completely cracks me up, but it seems like an encouraging message from the universe: between those two, there's a lot of wiggle room. I feel just fine there.

Stacey D'Erasmo

#3. I'm honestly not jealous of my wife at all - when she succeeds I'm psyched. It never occurred to me to feel threatened by her success. But the one thing I am jealous of is the number of awesome, interesting, artistic, productive, and cool people she gets to hang out with all day.

Christopher Noxon

#4. I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there.

Jake Lacy

#5. A bitter, disappointed, and jealous man kills the man he believes to be his wife's lover, this you consider to be unlikely. A murderous Nazi spy with orders to abduct a parrot, on the other hand -

Michael Chabon

#6. It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.

Antonio Lobo Antunes

#7. My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous.

Richard Lewis

#8. 'Tis not to make me jealous
To say my wife is fair, feeds well, loves company,
Is free of speech, sings, plays, and dances well;
Where virtue is, these are more virtuous.

William Shakespeare

#9. My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.

Ray Romano

#10. After each night we are emptier: our mysteries and our griefs have leaked away into our dreams. Thus sleep's labor not only diminishes the power of our thought, but even that of our secrets.

Emil Cioran

#11. And yet is not this transitoriness a reminder that challenges us to make the best possible use of each moment of our lives? It certainly is, and hence my imperative: Live as if you were living for the second time and had acted as wrongly the first time as you are about to act now. In

Viktor E. Frankl

#12. Students who don't want to get anywhere are sure to get somewhere.

Gunter Grass

#13. We should not just consume hydrocarbon fuel but use it to develop nuclear energy, hydro power and renewable energy sources.

Vladimir Putin

#14. The damning tho't stuck in my throat and cut me like a knife, That she, whom all my life I'd loved, should be another's wife.

Henry Glassford Bell

#15. My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you while acting, for with them, you are only pretending.'

Joseph Cotten

#16. The divinity dwells in thee. Awaken the divine power.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#17. But if I could choose how and when I wanted to die, I would want to be an eighty-year-old man shot by a jealous young husband who had caught me in bed with his teenage wife.

Nelson DeMille

#18. The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.

Jason Thomas

#19. A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself.

Honore De Balzac

#20. I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.

Jarod Kintz

#21. He was like a husband so jealous that he insists his wife have the very dreams he has.

Yukio Mishima

#22. The sexier the other woman is, the more jealous your wife gets. And that's where slut shaming comes from. When a woman is too sexually attractive, when she's too good at attracting the attention of the opposite sex, other women will shame her for it, because they are afraid she will steal their men.

Oliver Markus

#23. Without opening your door, you can open your heart to the world. Without looking out your window, you can see the essence of the Tao. The more you know, the less you understand. The Master arrives without leaving, sees the light without looking, achieves without doing a thing.

Laozi

#24. I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.

Tom DeLonge

#25. The whole is the false.

Theodor Adorno

#26. He cast his eyes upon her and the trouble soon began, cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson about messing with the wife of a jealous man.

Jim Croce

#27. And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my MacBook Air.

Karl Rove

#28. You must always remember that you are Kurien's second wife. His first wife is the dairy. Don't ever forget that and don't make yourself miserable by being jealous. And never, never try to snatch your husband away from his first wife.

Verghese Kurien

#29. punch line: The most basic way to make people care is to form an association between something they don't yet care about and something they do care about.

Chip Heath

#30. When I shoot at the range, I don't feel personally powerful but like the custodian of something powerful. I feel like a successful disciplinarian of something radically alien and potent. Analyze this sensation all you want; you still can't make it go away.

Walter Kirn

#31. Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

Oscar Wilde

#32. Now, Mr. Shaughnessy, remember what happened the last time your wife got jealous of your flirting? She exchanged your denture cream for hemorrhoidal ointment.

Leslie Kelly