Sayings About A Sleeping Baby

#1. You are only as invincible as your smallest weakness, and those are tiny indeed - the length of a sleeping baby's eyelash, the span of a child's hand. Life turns on a dime, and - it turns out - so does one's conscience.

Jodi Picoult

#2. Yes, all of this is sorrow. But leave a little love burning always like the small bulb in the room of a sleeping baby that gives him a bit of security and quiet love though he doesn't know what the light is or where it comes from.

Yehuda Amichai

#3. And into the darkness, to his sleeping woman, he whispered, You don't know this, baby, but some men have dream women too.

Kristen Ashley

#4. For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.

Sloane Crosley

#5. And he thinks that if his soul had a form, this is what it would be. A baby sleeping in his arms.

Neal Shusterman

#6. We're not co-sleeping. I'm all for what people want to do in their home, but I need my bed. I'm a terrible sleeper ... I toss and turn and flip, and it would just be a disaster if there were a baby there. And I think it's important for a kid to have their own space.

Busy Philipps

#7. A baby's existence for the first three months is a one-way street. One person is doing all the work and the other is crying, sleeping and pooping. So the first moment when you're actually able to do something and they acknowledge your presence, that's a big deal. A very big deal.

Colin Hanks

#8. And that phrase - 'sleeping like a baby.' Some blonde said it blithely on the subway the other day. I wanted to lie down next to her and scream for five hours in her ear.

Jenny Offill

#9. One reason for pausing is that young babies make a lot of movement and noise while they're sleeping. This is normal and fine. If parents rush in and pick the baby up every time he makes a peep, they'll sometimes wake him up.

Pamela Druckerman

#10. Sara had given me the look. The don't fall asleep before I come to bed look. The I'm still not over the sight of our baby sleeping on your naked chest look. The you're getting very, extremely laid look. I fucking loved my life.

Christina Lauren

#11. I have to say that getting to tackle Maria in 'The Sound of Music' at Carnegie Hall was surreal. When I heard my voice, it was all I could do to keep myself from doing a British accent and sound like Julie Andrews!

Laura Osnes

#12. -It's a date.
-Good. And baby ?
-Yeah ?
-You're not sleeping alone tonight.

Kristen Proby

#13. The earth is rocking, the skies are riven
Jove in a passion, in god-like fashion, Is breaking the crystal urns of heaven.

Robert Williams Buchanan

#14. Throwing aside the counterpane, there lay the tomahawk sleeping by the savage's side, as if it were a hatchet-faced baby.

Herman Melville

#15. My Cuddle Time Bible Story Book
Sleeping with Jesus
Baby Bibles: Tall Tales for Tiny tots
Everybody Poops (Except God)

Dave Eggers

#16. A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping.

Samuel Lover

#17. Polygraphs are not allowed as evidence in most U.S. courts, but they're routinely used in police investigations, and the Defense Department relies heavily on them for security screening.

Bill Dedman

#18. I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming.

Colin Powell

#19. The reason that you call it 'grief' is because you've been programmed to believe that you should feel bad about death.

Esther Hicks

#20. As testimony to the power of redemption and the force of human personality, the autobiography of Malcolm X is a revelation.

Malcolm X

#21. To lose everything is not the worst that can happen."
"It's starting again, from nothing, with nothing.

Daniel Abraham

#22. Twin Peaks was special because it was so groundbreaking. In the early '90s it really changed television a lot. A bunch of weird shows, like Northern Exposure, came on after that.

Sherilyn Fenn

#23. You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

Tre Cool

#24. When I was pregnant, I had the romantic idea that after the baby was born I would not only take up reading in earnest again, but also write a novel while my daughter slept in her Moses basket. Of course, I barely had time to keep up with my magazines until she started sleeping properly.

Kate Beckinsale

#25. Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to check if they're doing it right. "This is Sleeping, right?" "Exactly." "I just lie here?" "That's right." "Okay." Then back to sleep they go.

Paul Reiser

#26. I mean it's very hard to meditate and live a spiritual life in America. People think you're a freak if you try to.

J.D. Salinger

#27. I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.

John Swartzwelder