Satirically Font Quotes

#1. Fidelity to the whole of revealed truth is what distinguished good theology from its counterfeits.

Romanus Cessario

#2. In a nursery, if you don't take care of those plants, your profits get lost real quickly. You have to weed. You have to water. You have to nurture. Also, you have to take care of your employees in such a way that they do the same.

Jack Dangermond

#3. The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

Jon Stewart

#4. I know that at literary festivals I'm speaking mostly to middle-class women, who frequently vote in a way that is contrary to how I'd like them to vote.

Elliot Perlman

#5. I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out loud?" kind of humor.

Victoria Chang

#6. And then there's my brother Wally; he's four years younger than me, and he's the classic younger brother
a turd. The Turd is kind of like that old nursery rhyme about snails and puppy dog tails; he's got the intelligence of a slug and he's about as well house-trained as a Chihuahua.

Huston Piner

#7. I just think the game of golf teaches you so much about yourself like who you really are and what you're made of.

Stewart Cink

#8. Skating isn't about the medals or the results. I love what I do. It's much more fun to win, but you cannot every time.

Carolina Kostner

#9. We need to be grateful for many things that didn't happen.

C.J. Langenhoven